goober grape

The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.

I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005

gransexual

An elderly person who is attractive.

Stephen Gunderson is a gransexual

by pudge258 May 7, 2010

grape salad

tossing the salad for someone with hemorrhoids.

jack: i went up the hill with jill, and i was going to toss the salad, but she had serious roids.
brandon: so wats yur problum? i love me some grape salad.
jack: that's because you're fucked in the head.

by lukeh081288 November 3, 2011

oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day

when all the zach’s see a nicole and slap her ass.

“hey zach”
“oh hey nicole!”
*slap’s her ass*

when it’s oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day all zachs will slap all nicole’s asses

by emery smith October 29, 2019

Grape Stranglers

(n) Pants or shorts that are too tight on a man. So much that constriction of the teabag causes two bulging lumps to be visable. See also nut huggers.

"Jenn loves men who wear Grape Stranglers"

by jennwigg October 15, 2008

Grapefruit Lady

A term commonly used to describe elder women who have turned senile, and are often found in the produce section of local grocery stores conversing, lecturing, or scolding various fruits and vegetables. Can also be used to describe people who talk to the air, at the back of peoples heads, or a woman who REALLY likes grapefruit.

"Hey, was that old lady yelling at me or the celery?"
"It was actually the plantaines, She's a Grapefruit lady."

by jimmythewhoo November 1, 2009

grape fizzy

fizzing your man's grapes a.k.a. balls.

Someone is giving CJ a grape fizzy.

by FizzyGrapes March 6, 2011