Blame it on the goose

A rally for childfree women, based on the cartoon “Lady No Kids” who follows a goose to find her next adventure.

“I skipped my friend’s kid’s one year birthday to go to Spain. Blame it on the goose!”

by Yjames August 19, 2022

smoke the goose

Smoke weed

jack said “hey mike wanna cone round mine and smoke the goose”

by Connelly May 7, 2018

Eastern Goose

A term used for someone that has finished something was ahead of time or before you, usually makes you angry.

"i have finished my French work early," said Krissy.
"Well aren't you just an eastern goose then!" Replies Neal.

by Buttsy! May 19, 2008

Snuggle Goose

A very unattractive women in which one regularly has sexual relations with.

Guy 1: "Dude, why the fuck does Theresa keep grinning at you?"

Guy 2: "Because she's my snuggle goose."

Guy 1: "That's gross as fuck."

by John blackdick October 8, 2013

goose pimples

The bumbs on your skin that you get when you're scared.

"Yo, watchin' Saw gave me goose pimples."

by Kid-KD November 12, 2015

gray goose

the male equivalent of a cougar; a bro late thirties and up who slays chicks in their twenties

Girl A: Who was that gray goose you dipped out with last night?
Girl B: Oh you mean the older guy? Yeah we boned like champs.

by Dr_McLovin January 12, 2016

giggle the goose

the act of giggling, chuckling, or any other variation of laughing in the midst of giving someone oral pleasure.

-"Did you hook up with Sarah last night?"

-"Yeah dude, she totally giggled my goose!"

-"I wish i could get my girlfriend to giggle the goose..."

by Cavederg November 5, 2009