hoe gear

Ridiculously impractical "armor" generally worn by female characters in RPGs. Often exposes large amounts of skin, including but not limited to short shorts/skirts, bikini tops, and skintight leather suits.

Damn, I wish I could equip my female mage with something other than hoe gear! Oh well, guess I'll make a male character instead.

by me................. June 20, 2017

Gear

Outfit

That gear you have on is very nice sir.

by Azzica October 20, 2023

Rusty Gear

A side effect of an explosive shart where one's junk is covered in fecal matter, resulting in Rusty Gear.

I just sharted inn my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear! Does anyone have a baby wipe handy?

by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024

Arabian gear shifter

The act of using a males penis as a gear shifter whilst making car noises with your mouth.

That girl last night was amazing! she gave me the best arabian gear shifter...

by tasmanian tickler May 29, 2025

Metal Gear Rex

A robot tank.

People thought Liquid was fun to bring to parties until he/she showed up in Metal Gear Rex.

by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021

Guilty Gear

If you play this, its impossible that youre straight

Guy1: Wanna play guilty gear?
Guy2: Nah, im not homosexual

by Topcat23 May 1, 2024

gear wishing

The act of trying to shift to a higher gear while driving even though you are already in your highest gear. Usually happens to 4 cylender drivers.

Passanger "why do you keep trying to shift over?"

Driver "I keep gear wishing, everyone is passing us"

by spotofmocha July 30, 2011