Fifth Harmony

Annoying ass girl group, that will most likely be forgotten in a couple of years. They always repeat the same word in every fucking song. They have to have a rapper in their songs, or it will flop (most of their songs).

"Hey do you know that annoying ass song?"

"Let me guess, worth it by fifth harmony?"

"Ding ding!"

by fearlessdun June 27, 2016

a fifth

1/5 of a gallon is roughly around 750ml or 25.6oz.....Like da fool who said its da same as 4/5 of a quart is wrong(n its da top answer?)......Theres 4 quarts in a gallon so how do u get 4/5 of a quart? 4/5 of a quart is 6.4oz...If it was 4/5 of a gallon then 5 quarts would be a gallon (Im just saying)

If someone says a fifth that means usually da standard bottle which is 750ml

by phenex36 August 14, 2011

Fifteen-and-a-half

The age that a girl is often most sexually appealing, but is 6 months too young to legally engage in intercourse (in Britain)

"She was fifteen-and-a-half, I mean what's six months? And she looked a lot older in that basque."

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

pulling a fifth grader

the act of tying your hoodie around your waste, which is often done by young kids and tennis players.

Sarah: Woah, is Jenn a tennis player?

David: nah she's just pulling a fifth grader

by Endstep January 15, 2011

fifth base

The absolute ultimate feminine honor --- a sign of trust and permissiveness that's actually even greater than her allowing you access "down there" --- namely, a chick's giving you a copy of the key to her house or apartment, so that you can just gleefully waltz right on in and "get it on hot 'n' heavy" with her anytime you desire.

Fifth base is actually kind of a "mixed blessings" spot to reach on da ol' playin'-field... yes, it is indeed a wonderful thing if a nice lady entrusts you with the "magical strip of brass", but like all situations like this, "with great power comes great responsibility"... you'll want to "guard that key with your life" --- securely tether it to a sturdy key-ring and/or chain, keep it hidden or locked up when you're at home, and never let it out of your sight when you're traveling... there are far too many less-than-honorable individuals out there who might wanna access said key for equally-less-than-honorable purposes!

by QuacksO November 21, 2018

Fifty dicks

A term used to describe a Boss or person of authority in a workplace, that clearly makes their importance to the company and supiriority to you known on an almost daily basis. ie (Too be that much of a wanker he must have fifty dicks)

John: I wonder if i will be allowed to leave work early today.

Brooke: Have you mentioned it to Tony? (supervisor)

Smithy boy (pipes in): Why would you ask fifty dicks? just go straight to the Manager.

by Retro 5 January 27, 2008

Fifteen Minutes of Jive

In the future, owing to texting, tweeting and websites such as the Urban Dictionary, everyone and his brother will begin to coin phrases (such as "preemptive karma") and the person of the moment who finds himself atop Fortuna's Wheel of Elocution will be, for an instant, the cat's meow. Fifteen Minutes of Jive refers to such a scribbler's brief moment in the spotlight. As it has always done, language will then move on and the word of the moment will be replaced by yet another - only at a noticeably accelerated pace. This will of course lead to Jive Lag and Jivemire as well as Jivemires and a situation in which what was hip at, say, 9:15, will now be considered boorish by 9:35.

In the twenty-first century, the world did not seek out the cleverness of Oscar Wilde in the embodiment of a single individual, but instead sought to steep itself in a continuous omnipresent wit in which billions of individuals could, if only briefly, communally participate in being the life of the party and experience their clever moment in the sun: their fifteen minutes of jive .

by maximo hudson May 12, 2009