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The act of farting in your bed and pulling the covers over your head to smell it.
I ate onion dip last night and smelt a fwift that melted my nostril hair.
fwift by CourtGUy January 14, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
The word " fifthia" is a slang used in Pakistan for people who believe every good thing in Pakistan is happening due to army and bad thing due to civilians. They also believe everyone who is speaking truth is ghaddar or victim of fifth generation warfare or hybrid warfare. The word fifthia emerge from the combination of English word 'fifth" and Punjabi word " Chutia"..
Fifthias Got their inspiration from allama zaid Hamid and army pages on social media. Fifthias are usually under age kids or people with no political awareness and with not a strong historical and religious background of nation States and modern civilized world.
Fifthias consider everyone ghaddar except army and boot lickers. Also they believe pak army will conquer Kashmir and whole India one day if all budget and government is given to them ( tho they are only conquering Plots and businesses as they have justification " our men died for country so we can do this ".)

Mostly fifthias are found on social media in the form fake ID,s whose purpose and life aim is only spreading propaganda among people and scandalize everything and everyone who is speaking truth or going against army interests, And proving all nation is stands with army ( tho reality is totally opposite). One more characteristic of fifthia is in response of any question they write in comment section "I love army " I love ISI" type things...
Ali.. Hye bro don't you think we must reduce defence budget and allot this to education, health and prosperity of people.
Kashif: No. Are you crazy defense is more important as whole universe is united against Pakistan and you are ghaddar and victim of fifth generation warfare that's why you are talking like this.
Ali : Ignore kashif man.. He is "Fifthia" he also consider COAS as his alternate father....
Fifthia by The Civil Servant June 20, 2020

fiance fifteen 

the fifteen pounds that many girls lose between their engagement and their wedding.
look at that skinny bitch! she's lost a lot of weight since she got engaged.

well, you know she can't fit in her wedding dress without losing that fiance fifteen. she bought a size 2.

keep it a buck fifty

keep it real (as in candid or blunt). usually said when giving a harsh truth to someone.
Imma keep it a buck fifty with you, this song sucks”
keep it a buck fifty by nlolhere February 10, 2021
Famous Youtuber that loves monkeys and kisses his cat nonstop until his lip bleeds
OMG OMG OMG ITS FIFTEE3 OMGOMGOMG NO WAY
Fiftee3 by zrainn000 December 31, 2021

Plead The Fifth 

verb, to plead the fifth

In a United States court case, to cite one's own Constitutional right in the Fifth Amendment to "remain silent" as a defendant, or to not be forced to testify against one's self. This is why a lawyer cannot simply force a defendant into a confession while under oath.

you will look very suspicious when saying it tho
"Did you kill Jimmy?"
"I plead the fifth."
Plead The Fifth by cheesisnice August 2, 2019

Fifth base

When one is getting fucked in the ass
Sam!!!
What?
Cas and i got to fifth base!!
FINALLY !!!!
Fifth base by Ammei May 17, 2018
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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