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slime fruit

(n) The lumpy, gelatinous fruit of the noni tree. The fruit has been used traditionally to repel ants and treat eye ailments. Because of its foul smell, slimy texture and evil taste, some people think that it is good for them, and they drink its juice.
My kids used to enjoy having slime fruit fights, after which they didn't have to worry about being bitten by fire ants.
by Heptune May 18, 2005
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utility fruit

Slang for an Apple, as it can be easily turned into a smoking device by punching holes in it with a pen.
Lets go to the grocery store and grab some utility fruit.
by some stoner October 22, 2006
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fake-fruit

metrosexual; straight man with desirable gay or homosexual qualities.
She told me she wanted a straight man that had the desirable qualities of a gay man... I said 'oh you want a "fake-fruit!?"
by cosmo.lesbox May 22, 2008
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Compassion fruit

A cute way for vegans to say passion fruit. Its mostly cute when vegans say it, but vegetarians and semi vegetarians can still say it cutely. It first can from a pun on a peta lip balm.
"I love purple compassion fruit!"
"I just brought compassion from lip balm from Peta."
by Compassion fruit October 4, 2008
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mystery fruit

what the actual flavor is made from when a package of candy says "mystery flavor"
i ate some candy today that was mystery fruit flavor. it was really good!
by Chastah_76 November 8, 2009
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backwards fruitcake

Anal reverse cow girl. After man cums in her ass she poos it back onto his chest.
I will be ruding the backwards fruitcake tonight.
by lover of the fruitcake April 30, 2015
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menstrual fruit

The clumpy bits of a woman's period.
"Holy god damn, I'm bearing heavy menstrual fruit this moon cycle."
by degenerate fuckwad May 13, 2015
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