Butt fracking

When your significant other cosplays SS Uncle Sam and says, “Bring that oil over here!”

Bob: Yeah, there was no democracy in that bedroom last night. There was a lot of butt fracking going on.

Jim: Wow, so patriotic of you! Thank you for your service!

by huskyboi January 29, 2022

fluid fracking

Fluid fracking is when a man or woman sticks a straw in one's anus and sucks in to extract any substance stuck to the wall of your anus. Spitting is optional

My you need to do some fluid fracking Jessy you must be itchy from not doing it so long. Let me I'd be honored.

by Quote handler February 15, 2022

Lachie freakin Mathews

a big nigga who loves this chick, but this chick does not like him at all. she trolled him into loving her but she was just playing.

omg is lachie freakin mathews hitting on alyssa again bruh

by jett d'rosa November 27, 2022

Harry Freakin Potter

The 2nd Song in Starkid's A Very Potter Sequel

You're Harry Freakin Potter, we don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin or Oz! You're a whole hotter, with that lightning scar you're a superstar to us all, if we're in trouble we know who to call

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023

A freaking goodie

The pure shinyness the smoothness the cleanest the best of a African Americans bald scalp it's holy and secret it makes you think of a bongo everytime but you must resist each time you see one of these good lock people you must discreetly take a picture of it and send it to your friends with nothing more then a Oooooooooooo 🥁🥁🥁

Sheldon: man take a look at Jasons head that's one shiny head of his

(Takes a picture of the bald head)

Murphy: (one new message from Sheldon) the picture of the goodie caption reads' Oooooooooooo 🥁🥁🥁

Murphy: oh what a freaking goodie!!

by Bleeding guns February 3, 2023

you fricking idiots

when your friends do something so stupid. usally said by young kids.

riend 1: "bro we fucked the project!"

friend 2: "bro what are we going to do?!"

friend 3: "you fricking idiots!"

by 2ewd March 9, 2023

Selective Freakiness

A rare ability (very common in the female gender) of being able to control oneselfs sexual urges.

He controls his urges through Selective Freakiness

by roofyyy February 22, 2024