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Crappy Frappy

derived from idiots who cant pronounce frappe' correctly, meaning an unfortunate, or unfavorable situation
Darin: My car just broke down.
Hali:Well that's a crappy frappy
by Tom Cullens June 30, 2008
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Fapped eyes on

A sexual derivative of 'clapped eyes on' meaning to see someone attractive and immediately think about fapping/schlicking over them.
Example 1
Craig: I knew Mandy was the one for me the first time I fapped eyes on her.

Example 2
I just fapped eyes on the new girl at the gym, I know what I'm doing later...
by Bartholomew Swank April 23, 2013
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fapple

The act of zoinking your Shaggy into a bottle of Snapple™ and then passing it to a buddy.
I used to hangout with Mark, but last time we hung out he pulled a fapple on me.
by Shaddy_Dooby_Doo July 15, 2016
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Fappin

I was fappin my dick in my bed last night
by Gaylad18 June 9, 2018
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E-fapper

To boast about oneself or ones succeses on the internet. Can also mean to excessively discuss something to a level of detail which comes across as condescending, constantly pointing out how superior one is in terms of knowledge, moral standpoints and so on. Usually these people need to have the last word in a discussion for example on Facebook.
"Yo man remember that DJ kid we saw the other day on tumbler, his profile all about promoting himself to fuck and no other blog posts besides that?"
"Sure what about him?"
"I posted a pix of a dude with a huge penis on his blog, maybe he realizes that way what a big e-fapper he is".

" Geez, Martin is such an e-fapper, he always has some sort of avantgarde opinion on everything or his comment is so smartass that it kills the whole Facebook thread."
by Kski August 10, 2014
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excesive fapping

by EXCESIVEFAPPER12345 September 2, 2017
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Sorrow-fapping

When you're really depressed and you start to cry and fap at the same time, and you continue to fap even though you're crying.
I was really sad one night so I started looking at porn and was beginning to start sorrow-fapping till my girlfriend came in the room.
by PsudoWoodle October 21, 2017
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