Floor score

When one finds a sufficient quantity of dope (weed, pills, rock, etc) to catch a buzz on the floor. Usually in a time of need or after a session.

Wake up Sunday morning after the boys have been over, broke, tired, empty bag of weed. Would like to have a smoke but got no weed left. Hang your head down to ponder, and out of the corner of you eye you spot a shiny bud on the floor...FLOOR SCORE!

by R. Monzo May 24, 2007

second floor

A din of iniquity, where people consume alcohol, booze, hooch, beer, vodka, and illicit substances.

The second floor's motto is: "There's no I in drunk!".

by Bagwell December 13, 2003

THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!

Its a joke when someone yells THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!! that means find anywhere to go on top of or hang on but none of you body parts can touch the floor the catch is you only have 5 seconds to find something.

"In walmart bob yelled THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!! when I was picking out a XBOX game".

by Miyahda_greatest November 22, 2017

Floored

To be under the influence of THC to the point where it's physically and psychologically difficult to move to change the channel or switch the movie or get something to eat.

Dude...I have a frozen pizza we should heat up!

Dude...yes, make it happen.

No way man, I am floored right now, I highly doubt I would be able to stand up, which is fine, because I'm not going to try.

by MothyrGoose August 26, 2009

Pee-Floor

Any time you walk into a dirty, skummy bathroom, and your shoes stick to the floor and make that noise like wax being pulled off of skin. Usually they are the bathroom's that have condom machines hanging everywhere, and drunk guy's passed out next to the toilet.

"So, I'm with this girl, Ashley, right? and I'm like lets go "hang out" at your place... and she's like 'ok, but you need a rubber' so I'm like, this crappy ol bar should have one in their bathroom, I walk in, and I'm stuck to the floor...when I pry myself off the pee-floor, shes gone, so is my erection!"

I was stuck to the pee-floor for a half-hour in front of the urnal, so I decide, if I pee on my shoes maybe I could get out of it....WRONG, it jus encaked it more...HELP!!!

I wet my pants last night in the bar cause I got stuck to the pee-floor as soon as I walked in to the bathroom...I couldn't hold it....it was...painful...

"I got to go to the bathroom...too many beers my friend!"
"You can't be serious? In this crappy bar? The pee-floor will get you for sure!"

by Ben Peterson November 27, 2007

The Hardwood (Floor)

Bald pussy, shaved twat

Many chicks today have the Hardwood (Floor) below the belt.

by MOCO & P-Phat March 26, 2012

Floor Nigger

A vacuum robot, one that works while you are away. Such as a Roomba etc.

I have so much more time now to spend on the internet watching porn, and jerking off to pictures of your whore mother, now that a floor nigger vacuums for me every day!

by Skyynet November 17, 2010