Flop waffle

When going down on a girl who have a oversized vagina with maple syrup in it.

I just flop waffle my girlfriend last night.

by The Light Phantom June 03, 2017

Flop jaw

Lack of control of the jaw after years of gobbling on too many cocks that’s size resemble an elephants trunk.

She’s sucked so many trouser canons that she cannot drink due to flop jaw

by Frieda Shiels June 01, 2018

gurgle flop

A juicy fart and or queef, similar to a shart but with more liquid

“Our date was going great until she put a finger in my ass and I gurgle flopped all over her hand”

by mustysausage December 19, 2017

fly and flop

Travelling to hook up, like netflix and chill but with an airplane and a destination.

I had an excellent fly and flop with Cheryl in Tasmania last weekend.

by Aand November 20, 2017

Pod-flop

When you are exercising at the gym and feel really cool....listening to your tunes on your Ipod....feeling like Rocky and then all of the sudden, your Ipod falls on the treadmill or the stairstep machine or elliptical machine and all your confidence just falls to the floor.

I was on the stairstep machine exercising away to my tunes on my Ipod and feeling fine when all of the sudden, I experienced a Pod-flop when my Ipod slipped, fell, pulled my headphones and hat off and made me feel like a total loser.

by KGuerriero August 28, 2008

Fuck Flop

A Fuck Flop is commonly used to describe Lady Gaga and the numerous fucking flops she has had on the charts.

Lady Gaga's music is a fuck flop

by Dead Aunt January 09, 2017

Sqeak-Flops

When you or your friend gets out of the water at a beach and pus on some crok flip-flops

Ok, Timmy, let's go. *puts of croks* "SQEAK" DAMN IT, TIMMY! take off those sqeak-flops!

by Boi_person May 21, 2016