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Fag-Fencing

The art of two men performing an overhand handjob facing one another, such that the two men give the appearance of using two fencing swords.

must be performed with shouts of "on guard" when ejaculation is near. and tuche at climax.
Dan: Me and billy were Fag-Fencing last night.
Sally: oh yea who won?
Dan: I'd say we were both winners in this situation!
by smokey mcpots August 1, 2012
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Piss Felcher

A person who makes his living by collecting, handling, testing, storing, etc., stinking little shot glasses of other people's urine.
Hey Roy! ... I don't see you skulking around in public urinals much these days! That's true Vic! ... I sent in a matchbook cover and got my diploma as a PISS FELCHER and now I get paid to watch people piss!
by StuPedasso July 6, 2012
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wiener fencing

2 guys swordfighting with their dicks.
Dude last night Jason challenged me to a dick duel, we we're wiener fencing all night long!
by mwcs June 15, 2014
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dick fence

When you see a group of guys trying to get with a chick. Forming a "dick fence" around her in a sense.
Hey , look at all those guys following that chick around. Kinda like a dick fence, man.
by dRocl October 12, 2015
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aaron fancher

A badass mother fucker, also known as "BAMF". Who loves Popcorn Sutton's moonshine, Jack Daniels whiskey, & wishes a mother fucker would!
Aaron Fancher is a strong independent black woman who don't need no man! But would love a jar of Popcorn Sutton's finest.
by mamabear310 May 5, 2017
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lil fence

Lil Fence is a low level Rapper who is currently composing a new song on SoundCloud with white dreads living in Oklahoma, America. He was giving this name for being a very protective person to his fam and friends. He is also a kick-ass guy with a real nice personality. He is a professional Whamen Respecter 24/7.
“Ey is Lil Fence here and I got a rari with dat ass all on me with my 3 other homies, Lil Windex, Lil Splash an’ Lil Gate.”
Oh my god it’s that lit boi Lil Fence and his gang of Lil’s”
*Whamen Swoon*
by Lil Fence December 9, 2017
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Picket Fence Asshole

A picket fence asshole is someone who acts charming, perfect, and overall like an ideal person in public, but is a total asshole in private.

For example, someone might act like the perfect guy who treats his wife and kids like they're the most precious being on Earth only when there are other people around. But when they get home, or when no one is watching, they verbally attack their wife, or try to intimidate their kid.

This term typically applies to guys but is sometimes used to describe a woman too.
1: Hunter's such a dick, I'm tired of him breaking shit everytime we get in an argument.

2: What? Damn, he seems like an angel. I can't believe he'd do that...

3: yeah, he's such a picket fence asshole.
by Spitting image June 11, 2018
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