Flukediddle

A bite mark in and around the genitle area

Wow I can’t believe she gave him a flukediddle

by IslandBoy June 3, 2018

fucked up lover

try's to mess with your feelings and heart. takes things to quickly. doesn't listen first time if u say no or stop!!! thinks of u as a person they like to make out with and that all they don't actually like u or care about you very just want u to have sex or sexual shit like that, sorry but if u have someone like this hunny u might love them but girl your stronger than that take it from experiance . I would drop them xoxo

person 1: Ive got to go

other person: just come here

person 1: you are one fucked up lover aren't you!
other person: shut up get here now!

by shit ishues i can help May 26, 2020

Fuckedupism

A distinctive doctrine, cause, theory or religion of thoroughly confused, disordered, or damaged way of thinking that makes life, situation, or circumstance very difficult or lacking a good outcome.

Fuckedupism is the new norm among 21st century governments.

by Foxylan September 10, 2020

Fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law

The long shaft of the law is what you receive when you get caught slippin’ by the police.

It is unforgiving, punishing, vindictive, veiny, long, and you don’t get to say no to any inch of it.

Generally reserved for felonious felons that commit felonies.

The only way to assuredly avoid getting fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law is to never ever leave the safety of your constitutionally protected house, answer the door for, or talk to anybody.

by CurrentlyPooping September 4, 2021

Fucked up the ass without lube

Used to define something that’s unpleasant

Person A: “Wow, I just got yelled at for something I didn’t do.”

Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”

by Dinneryum March 1, 2023

Simmons Fucked

The act of being fired (or, "fucked") by Simmons Media. This happens extremely often, and most of the time around the holidays.

"Hey, what did you get for Christmas?"

"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."

"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."

"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"

by ellispsycho January 5, 2009

square-fucked

When you're playing tetris and you get three or more square blocks in a row

Man, I had 190 lines in tetris and I was going for a record! I needed a long piece but I just got square-fucked and the blocks reached the top... FUCK!

by Sir Hugo March 31, 2009