faux-doc

When you arrive for your doctors appointment and instead of seeing your doctor, they send in nurse practitioner to diagnose and treat you yet still bill the appointment at the same fee.
That faux-doc said I was fine and sent me on my way but was hospitalized the next day for Malaria..
by January 07, 2024
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Faux dollars

"Hey man, let's take a world trip right now."
"Oh yeah, lemme just use my faux dollars and empty cents on this imaginary global excursion."
by B.R. Jules March 16, 2015
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Faux-TP

A play on the word OTP, meaning a crack ship that is shipped simply because of how ridiculous it is. The person who ships it is still as passionate as they would be about an OTP, but with a layer of irony.
“My favorite crack ship is Mordetwi. It started as a joke but now I’ve written 16 fanfics with just them as the focus.”
“That sounds more like a faux-tp.”
by Fortnite Baller April 08, 2023
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Faux Feminism

A misunderstanding that feminism devalues males and disregards that males are also subject to the patriarchy.
Faux feminism divides men and women, while feminism focuses on equality
by Cutie Supreme June 25, 2021
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Faux Cawk

It's when a small penis male stuffs the crotch area of his pants to make it seem he has one, OR when a female who wishes she were a male does the same.
... so i grabbed him and realized it wasn't real, it was just a faux cawk
by Sizzilian June 07, 2011
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faux wit

to associate with, or do buisness with
drug dealer: Hey, don't faux wit dat nigga; i heard he will rip you off!
by BIG C DUBB October 19, 2006
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