facebook memory

The act of using Facebook to recall a previous night's intoxicated events using photos added by others.

I don't remember going to that bar at all. I only have a facebook memory thanks to Adams photos.

by Jim Birtwisle December 20, 2007

Facebook Fag

When someone on facebook constantly has the urge to just constantly post everything they are doing in every second of the day.

Aidan: Look at what he wrote, "Getting off the bus; Walking home; Just got home; Bored what to do; Think i might sleep; Off to sleep; Goodnight Facebook"

Cassie: Omg that guy is such a facebook fag!

by mistermisterasdf November 15, 2009

Facebook Mom

A "mother" who posts facebook statuses to make herself look like mother of the year but does jack squat for her children.

That facebook mom ain't shit; always on her phone havin ass, givin her kids dry cereal for breakfast havin ass, usin child support for nails n makeup havin ass, always givin the kids away havin ass.

by 1T2C09KN1 July 14, 2016

facebook diet

being off of facebook for a certain amount of time, for reasons such as exams, or big workloads.

I am on the facebook diet because I have exams this week.

by m/b January 20, 2008

Facebook Official

The ultimate definition of a college relationship - when on one's facebook profile it says "In A Relationship" and your significant other's name.

"are adam and courtney dating?" "i don't know, they're not facebook official yet."

by ilovebronsonscornrows December 13, 2005

facebook herpes

someone who constantly writes on your facebook page and/or comments on everything you write

Steve's been giving me facebook herpes ever since I added him as a friend

by honest bob 85 October 21, 2009

That Guy on Facebook

That insufferable douchebag whose personal ambition it is to annoy the dickens out of all 1500 of his friends by way of shamelessly detailed and meaningless updates on every twitch and philosophical musing. Almost always an educated white liberal trying to display his excessive knowledge about political behavior and economics.

I think it's great that your Ramen Noodles are taking too long to heat up in the microwave; however, you are slowly but surely making me hate every inch of you.

"That guy on Facebook is peeing in a Starbucks right now."
"What?"
"Never mind."

by justinbeibersworstnightmare December 14, 2011