double geezer

Pronounced "double-jeezer": when your girl joins you in the bathtub, wraps her legs around you, presses her anus against yours and farts into it.

My girl just gave me a double geezer! Turned the bathtub into a huge fart bong. I can still feel that shit!

by glenzo January 1, 2017

Double whip

A derisive term for a Starbucks patron that asks for a grande frappuccino in a venti cup with extra whip blended in.

Goddamn, Double Whip is in drive-thru.

by Game Night Harem February 2, 2017

double cummer

When you cum twice in a surprisingly short amount of time, to everyone's surprise.

"Little Ryan spread a double cummer onto Santa's cookies, so he didn't get any presents this year. The next morning, he said he was simply providing the icing."

by CigarEscobar February 14, 2017

double gay agent

A partner who pretends to be gay, but is actually straight

Barry lost his anal virginity to a double gay agent

by It'syeboisquidward August 2, 2017

Double cheers

When someone Taps your cup twice in a cheers, where both participants proceed to see the bottom of their drinks

Ryan: cheers!
Stefan: you better not double cheers me, I’m already fucked
Ryan: I would never *continues to double cheers cup* drink up bitch

by The LW Bridge November 25, 2017

double unread

While texting someone (usually a close friend or crush) and you receive no response to a message you have sent, so you text them again in an attempt to resume the conversation, to no avail.

Jack had no idea when to stop texting Jamie so she left him double unread

by Texting Aficionado January 31, 2018

Double-Sniffer

This sexual sadisfaction technique can be done intersexually. Its when one sexual partner sniffs either the anus, vagina or penis (can also be done all at once). The sadisfaction of the mild breeze blowing through the genital region can be great.
Espacially for women it has shown a very wide range of peaceful feelings.
It is often done with both noseholes at the same time, but can also be done with just one, for a stronger suction.

Baby, please give me a Double-Sniffer.

by Trüffelis November 25, 2018