The epidemy of a car salesman who comes in and acts like he knows everything, is quick to judge everyone and find a million negative things to say about them let alone talk down to them like they are stupid when he himself thinks that he is better than everyone because he has an I phone. He has to one up anything anyone says and is hated by everyone yet is still convinced that he is The coolest person on earth.
by ladydevil February 26, 2010
Get the Douchebag mug.A person who acts with complete and utter disregard for anyone besides themselves and is only working towards their own gain.
Thomas Edison was a quintessential douchebag.
by Paikaia July 13, 2012
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A person with an attention span less than one second due to chronic masturbation, video gaming and schnauzer banging as a youth. People with this condition can't even commit to taking a shit when they are already on the toilet. The only way to grab their attention is to talk about fakies, jeeps, weed or seven different kinds of smoke.
Brah, my boss's attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) is off the charts. He was spanking his monkey the other day and he forgot what he was doing!
by Granuppie January 13, 2010
Get the attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) mug.If there was a Land of Douche, King Douche would dub his number one doucher "Sir Douchealot". A complete, utter, and absolute ass hat, fuck ass, and fagol. A doucheopotamus.
"Bro, out of all the people at that bar, Larry should definitely be dubbed Sir Douchealot."
"After he showed her his pokemon cards, she spilled her drink on him and said ' You are Sir Douchealot, the prince of douchebaggery' and left."
"After he showed her his pokemon cards, she spilled her drink on him and said ' You are Sir Douchealot, the prince of douchebaggery' and left."
by elcaballo23 December 22, 2008
Get the Sir Douchealot mug.1) n. The condition in which one acts like a douchebag.
2) n. An event or situation that is unpleasant that could have been avoided.
3) n. An unfair situation.
2) n. An event or situation that is unpleasant that could have been avoided.
3) n. An unfair situation.
1) Dude: Man, Joe's an asshole.
Bro: Yea. Fuck him and his douchebaggery.
2) Dude: Sorry man, but I wrecked your car.
Bro: What kind of douchebaggery is this?
3) Dude: Man, my girlfriend's making me do her dirty laundry for the rest of the semester since I sneezed on her notes.
Bro: I thought the air had a hint of douchebaggery.
Bro: Yea. Fuck him and his douchebaggery.
2) Dude: Sorry man, but I wrecked your car.
Bro: What kind of douchebaggery is this?
3) Dude: Man, my girlfriend's making me do her dirty laundry for the rest of the semester since I sneezed on her notes.
Bro: I thought the air had a hint of douchebaggery.
by sYnOnyMousanOnyMous January 22, 2009
Get the Douchebaggery mug.Another way of telling off someone that they're a damn fool or just a plain idiot. Just another little word for when you're right infront of the teacher and you fon't wanna swear. We use "douchbag"
by Monique E. December 29, 2006
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by Theo Sawrus November 18, 2010
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