Dong Dipper

A male who sleeps around a lot and often a cheater

"Alex has screwed half the office. He's been a real dong dipper lately"

by gf of creator April 22, 2015

Dong Snatch

When a women, normally lesbian, cuts of the penis of a man while he is sleeping and gives it to another women as an offering of her affection.

Women: I just dong snatched Sarah.
Women 2: What'd she think?
Women: I think she really liked it.

by Hippieman2 May 12, 2015

Dong cranker

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.

My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.

by beaner master98 September 7, 2016

dong station

dong station (n.) Otherwise known as the mouth.

I told the mouthy bitch to shut her dong station.

by MidnightHeat December 4, 2016

Dong Nugget

A Dong Nugget is someone with a bad attitude or personality.

Joey is a real dong nugget sometimes.

by Princessawesome22 March 20, 2016

Dong Whiskers

Another name for male pubic hair.

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"I need to trim my dong whiskers before my date tonight"

by Miguele Ghee July 20, 2017

dong take

An opinion that has no basis for an argument, as the explanation given has no merits in relation to the statement being made (the conclusion is arrived at using completely unrelated arguments).

Fanboy: “The Last Jedi was terrible, I am completely lactose intolerant!”

Filthy Casual: “Well that’s a dong take.”

by D00M2099 October 18, 2018