pumpkin dong

a stupid person.

Shut up you pumpkin dong

by feggbzherhare June 17, 2021

dong take

An opinion that has no basis for an argument, as the explanation given has no merits in relation to the statement being made (the conclusion is arrived at using completely unrelated arguments).

Fanboy: “The Last Jedi was terrible, I am completely lactose intolerant!”

Filthy Casual: “Well that’s a dong take.”

by D00M2099 October 18, 2018

Dong Snatch

When a women, normally lesbian, cuts of the penis of a man while he is sleeping and gives it to another women as an offering of her affection.

Women: I just dong snatched Sarah.
Women 2: What'd she think?
Women: I think she really liked it.

by Hippieman2 May 12, 2015

ding dong

someone who's name is usually aidan. they think they can pull girls but they have a tiny ding dong and they are also a ding dong.

"aidan is such a DING DONG, ya know!!!"

by cammamungeing July 21, 2018

Dong Nugget

A Dong Nugget is someone with a bad attitude or personality.

Joey is a real dong nugget sometimes.

by Princessawesome22 March 20, 2016

Mummy dong

A churro with no filling

I put that mummy dong in my mouth because I like the taste.

by Dongster January 17, 2013

Thiccouliuas dong

A male appendage of similar width and length. This usually results in a misunderstanding. It is mistaken for a tumor and removed

My Thiccouliuas Dong is throbbing in Shrek's ass.

by Why you need my name June 20, 2019