Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.

Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.

by Tolonoman February 25, 2023

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Deck head

A person who only judges a house and/or person by the quality of there porch and deck.

Man that guy is such a deck head

by SKYTURTLE May 13, 2018

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Fetch the deck

Rubbing the balls during a sexual act.

Baby please fetch the deck while sacking my dick

by Fetch the Deck September 3, 2016

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samantha deck

A awesome friend who you grow up with who has the best personality without knowing it, while also being very cute. She is a quite while being loud, funny and awesome, if you are unsatisfied dating her, then you shall never be satisfied.

Wow Samantha deck is so awesome

by random guy none know February 15, 2015

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Third Deck Challenge

The act of jumping from the third story of your barracks in hopes of ending it all or fucking your body up with regards to the bullshit you just experienced. There is a likelihood that you will be on suicide watch for a fat ass minute and won’t do anything cool.

PFC: “Fuck man, my orders say I’m being sent to Cherry Point.”
LCPL: “Get fucked. Im heading straight to Oki, nerd.
PFC: “Swear to god I’m gonna Third Deck Challenge myself not even kidding”

by PFCKimchi February 17, 2022

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