crusty salmon is when you stick your finger down the back of your butt crack after you havent bathed or showered for several days, and when you pull your finger out you find fishy smelling flaky scales on your finger
"whats cooking in the kitchen? smells like fish..."
"actually i hooked an itch in my butt crack and caught a crusty salmon"
"actually i hooked an itch in my butt crack and caught a crusty salmon"
by shampooisbetter October 31, 2009
When a man with a small penis has intercourse with a whore's toes with his small, flaccid, underused penis while she has a fungus.
Nikki is a crusty toefuck.
by Arnold Schwollerpecker December 22, 2004
Crusty Kristi is a girl/boy with the name Kristi but lives disgusting most of the time And occasionally is clean.
by Crusty Kristi January 09, 2018
by Off Grid Dave September 17, 2012
A very putrid smelling odor that is released from the bowels of an autistic child and often makes you feel as if you were also autistic when you inhale in the odor produced. The odor is often produced when the brain of the autistic child begins to think rational and reasonable thoughts.
by Autistic Gay Retard Faggot December 20, 2016
although the word seems to describe a crusty old vagina, it is actually a really cool nickname for someone with the name gina. Although they might not like it, its hilarious.
yo that girl vagina crusty is so awesome man!
or
I wish my name was Gina so I could be called Vagina Crusty!
or
I wish my name was Gina so I could be called Vagina Crusty!
by bgigzyo September 20, 2011
by Musty Carrot November 04, 2020