crusty salmon

crusty salmon is when you stick your finger down the back of your butt crack after you havent bathed or showered for several days, and when you pull your finger out you find fishy smelling flaky scales on your finger
"whats cooking in the kitchen? smells like fish..."

"actually i hooked an itch in my butt crack and caught a crusty salmon"
by shampooisbetter October 31, 2009
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crusty toefuck

When a man with a small penis has intercourse with a whore's toes with his small, flaccid, underused penis while she has a fungus.
Nikki is a crusty toefuck.
by Arnold Schwollerpecker December 22, 2004
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crusty kristi

Crusty Kristi is a girl/boy with the name Kristi but lives disgusting most of the time And occasionally is clean.
Did you see crusty kristi’s car today it was actually clean for once.
by Crusty Kristi January 09, 2018
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Crusty Feral

A term used by an envious observer to describe someone living a self sufficient off grid lifestyle.
John posts brilliant ideas and crusty pictures of crusty ferals, in their crusty feral world.
by Off Grid Dave September 17, 2012
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crusty bomb

A very putrid smelling odor that is released from the bowels of an autistic child and often makes you feel as if you were also autistic when you inhale in the odor produced. The odor is often produced when the brain of the autistic child begins to think rational and reasonable thoughts.
"Dude Grace was releasing some crusty bombs today!"
by Autistic Gay Retard Faggot December 20, 2016
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vagina crusty

although the word seems to describe a crusty old vagina, it is actually a really cool nickname for someone with the name gina. Although they might not like it, its hilarious.
yo that girl vagina crusty is so awesome man!

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I wish my name was Gina so I could be called Vagina Crusty!
by bgigzyo September 20, 2011
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Crusty Bitch

when your bitch (human/animal) is so hella crusty you call them a crasty bitch
like this hey margret get over here you CRUSTY BITCH and put on some lotion
by Musty Carrot November 04, 2020
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