crissy

Louis Roederer's Cristal. Arguably the finest champagne on earth, 55% Pinot Noir and 45% Chardonnay. Often sung about in hip hop, defining the financial status of rappers.

Yo fo' real son, holla at me, we'll get a bottle o' crissy, pop some hoes. Holla at y'all.

by ljgjghdf April 4, 2006

crisscross

When two males urinate over the bowl simultaneoulsy causing the urine to crisscross and form into one stream.

Ubs and Butchie did a crisscross after drinking a case of beer.

by Michael Bauer November 26, 2007

Crisis

An older man with bad hygiene that dates real young women.

Ol' girl is only like 9; yo really Crisis'd it.

by Los March 6, 2003

crissy

Being super bitchy

<John> Why are you so Crissy today?

<Mary Jane> I'm in my period

by cockarama January 10, 2015

Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!

An expression you say when you're in disbelief

Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!

by Vftw November 8, 2007

Biodiversity crisis

The fact that in the world the extinction rate is a great as when the dinosaures become extinct 65 million years ago and if it contunes the worlds ecosystems may collapes leading to0 the total extiction of humanity.

What will happen to humans in the cbiodiversity crisis?

by Deep blue 2012 February 3, 2010

Criss

Crying while taking a piss (usually in that order).

"I'm gonna go criss. Might be out in a few hours."

by EdiblePajamas June 13, 2018