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Ponytail Cramp

The painful feeling in your scalp after having your hair up in a ponytail for too long
"Why are you rubbing your head?"
"Ugh... I've got a wicked ponytail cramp"
by SummertimeSocks January 15, 2017
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jackers cramp

When an individual gets a cramp in one arm from excessive masturbation.
Tom: dad my arm really hurts.
Tom's dad: hmm must be jackers cramp
Tom: www shut up dad! You're embarrassing me I don't do that!
Jacking off masturbation
by Pirotek March 19, 2017
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crayon cramp

A cramp you get in your wrist after coloring or writing a lot.
Wow my crayon cramp is killing me that was a lot of coloring.
by Jimmy Blaze Walker Willson August 26, 2017
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Barstool Cramp

When you sit at the bar to long and it hurts to stand up
You ready to go to the next bar? Yeah let's go! I can barely walk I got a barstool cramp from sitting here for 4 hours watching the game
by Yam derf October 12, 2018
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campus camps

Summer camp located on Long Island where the water slide is covered in mud and the fucking lunch costs more than $10 dollars, even though it’s the worst food I’ve ever had. There is a cringey theme song for it and a lot of the kids are wearing fortnite and Minecraft shirts. Also most of the kid are in elementary school and don’t know how to play sports. The best thing about the camp is travel camp where you pay a lot extra to send your kid to another fun place. The group for travel is small so you ride the Tard Cart aka the mini bus. Wanna go on your phone? WELL TOO BAD CUZ YOU CANT IN THIS PLACE
Yo I’m going to campus camps

Really? I heard you have to sing some stupid theme song
by FlurpMan August 8, 2018
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couch cramp

That ache you get in your muscles when you haven’t gotten off the couch for days. Eventually your muscles start camping from the couch no matter how often you change which side you are lying on.
I haven’t gotten off the couch for three days, you won’t believe the couch cramp I am dealing with right now.
by Case Lee January 26, 2019
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Strawberry Cramper

A Strawberry Cramper (also known as a Chicken Mummfler) is a type of action that causes the suffocation of a feminine lizard (named otherwised as the Female Boogaloo). This action is highly dangerous and often results in spontaneous and putrid combustion. This action is commonly done by those in the furry community (a group of those who are attracted to animals) and is recommended to not be viewed apon by the normal eyes.

Finding satisfaction in this act is considered a crime in the Philippines, North Korea, and most of the U.S.A. (most notably the state of Alabama).
"While walking down the street i saw Fred giving the neighborly Female Boogaloo a Strawberry Cramper.".
by Warrior's_Dream June 27, 2019
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