coronalingus

Sneezing into a chick’s vagina and then squirting her in the eye with a lime slice when she complains followed by insertion of said slice into her rectum

With the Covid 19 virus mania going on, Sharon did NOT appreciate the coronalingus I gave her last night!

by M@rk@133 March 16, 2020

The Corona Virus

The Only virus that was Made In China
It's not going to spread to the USA because we are UNITED

Jake: Ur moms pussy smells like fish
Jason: Ur mom has the Corona Virus
Jake: -dies-

by RubsRubaRubber2 February 12, 2020

Corona-tired-dick

Can’t get off because of coronavirus exhaustion

This 24-hour medical news cycle, has me in a slump in bed: corona-tired-dick

by RobYYZ March 4, 2020

Corona Cut

A hair cut that you did on yourself or was done on you during quarantine for the COVID-19 pandemic

Fred: What's up with your goofy ass looking hair?
Robert: I finally decided to get a Corona Cut and it looks like shit now

by A Turd Sandwich May 6, 2020

Corona Virus

Similar to Wine Flu a hangover you get when you drink a 30 pack of Coronas and then tequila..

Bro, i hate Cinco De Mayo,

Last year i got so wasted i had Corona Virus For 3 days!

by KrashWorship April 11, 2020

corona virus

Deadly virus from the stupid chinese

"Everything's made in china, even our deaths!" corona virus

by Old saggy balls April 15, 2020

Coronalingus

When a person has been infected with Covid-19, Coronalingus is the act of putting one's mouth between a woman's labia minora, creating a seal between the mouth and vagina, and performing one's best dry corona cough.

The other day, I performed coronalingus upon dana after receiving my positive Covid-19 results. She was not very happy when she realized that I was not just going down on her.

by emcjizzbald October 4, 2020