wine flu

what you get when you wake up sick in the morning, paranoid that you may have somehow contracted swine flu, although your condition is actually just a hangover from drinking too much wine, beer, or liquor the night before

You: "Oh, man, I'm not feeling very good. I hope I haven't gotten swine flu."

Friend: "Shut up, dude. You drank a ton last night. It's just wine flu. Calm down."

by thebadoutlaw April 29, 2009

wine flu

Illness caused by consuming too much wine or other alchoholic beverages

I saw Michael at the bar last night and he was way overserved. Called in sick today, probably has wine flu.

by The Real Old Christine November 10, 2009

wine flu

a hangover

steve's off sick today with a bad case of wine flu after last night's extended revelry

by diskgrinder September 24, 2010

wine flu

Symptoms may include dry mouth, upset stomach, dry heaves, severe headache, and shaking. Not contagious. Often occurs on Monday morning after weekend paryting causing victim to stay home.

After Bob's barbeque on Sunday, 4 of us were out on Monday morning with the wine flu.

by alphagrl May 4, 2009

wine flu

flu-ish symptoms caused by excessive wine drinking; a hangover

When Susanna called in sick after an evening of binge drinking, her colleagues suspected she had a case of wine flu.

by snickrdoodle January 7, 2010

wine flu

result of a woman drinking way too much wine. Leads to a miserable whining sow the next morning!

What happened to your missus gav? She looks like shit this morning and hasn't stopped whining!

Yep, she has wine flu - drank 3 bottles of red last night!

by gammagav July 15, 2009

Wine Flu

A term basically implying a hangover, but spoofing the media-hogging Swine Flu.

"I have a headache. I must have wine flu"

by Goldmonster September 24, 2009