Career Suicide

The act of intentionally fucking up your internet/physical career. One main way is by backstabbing your users and destroying the trust you built with consumers.

Duolingo committed career suicide in 2025 by firing thousands of workers and going AI first.

by VardanMarutyan December 12, 2025

Career Sovereignty

Career sovereignty is the state of fully owning your professional life—your time, skills, income, and direction—without being psychologically, financially, or creatively dependent on a single employer or system. It means making career decisions based on alignment, long-term leverage, and personal values rather than fear, titles, or corporate approval. Someone with career sovereignty treats jobs, contracts, and businesses as tools—not identities—and always retains the power to pivot.

She wasn’t afraid of layoffs because she had career sovereignty—multiple income streams, transferable skills, and zero loyalty to dysfunction.

by Oge4Real January 12, 2026

Career Sovereignty

Career sovereignty is when your job doesn’t own you—you own your skills, income, and choices. You can walk away, pivot, or build something new without panicking. The opposite of being career-sovereign is being one bad meeting away from an identity crisis.

He finally stopped chasing titles and built career sovereignty—now his boss needs him more than he needs the job.

by Oge4Real January 12, 2026

Corbett-Chud

A sofa-dwelling low-life, cheeto dust collecting, that predominantly inhabits the lower regions of a household e.g damp basements where it can more easily avoid social judgement.

Can be used in the way: Avoid the sofa or else you’ll encounter the local Corbett-Chud on the ipad.

by Ozymandias_ January 15, 2026

jeet career

The occupation of Sir Latchalot.

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

phantom career pain

Medical term-like: "phantom limb pain" that occures when you still feel pain in an arm or leg that has been amputated- happens when your career has been chopped off.

I developed "phantom career pain" after I got pink slipped.

by DrM714 July 10, 2009

Emily Corbett

An archeologist at the forefront of her field. Recently she has participated in a six week dig at the famous Mount Harmon Plantation in Cecil County, Maryland. Currently she is involved with the Washington College Public Archeology Lab at the Customs House in Chestertown, MD. She heads up the Lab's poster making department.

Can you believe Emily Corbett mispelled "archeology" on that poster?

by tlopiano2 July 23, 2010