Coon Burger

When one goes to Africa, rapes then kills a dirty, useless, stinky blacman (or woman) (or child) (or a peice of shit laying on the floor) and places it inside a lovely buttered slice of bread.

AL-en; "I fancy a beef burger. Go to McDonalds and buy me one, Failure Schon!"

*fourteen days later*

*Failure throws a black man on the floor*

AL-en; "What the shit?! I asked for a beef burger, not a coon burger you cunt!"

*AL-en rapes Failure til his arse turns to the same colour as Liverpool FC's home kit*

THE END.

by AL-en Demp-C November 11, 2010

Coon Hunting

The process of looking for a prostitute.

"Hey, Wanna go coon hunting?"
"Yea Man! I thought I saw some chick on the corner when I was driving here!"

by HoHoHoHope February 1, 2009

coon cat

A young child from freeport, me who ate some toast, used to be small, but now hes real tall. He is also known as cooonnnnooorrrr

coon cat lifted the puck at buscuit so GIDDY OOHHH GIDDY tought him a lesson

by Salad Fingers II January 21, 2008

COON-ROOTER

To engage in coitus with a member of the darker race. More commonly with an aboriginal. To bang a black. To make love to a Murray. To stick ones mini coke can inside a black woman.

Hey what ever happened to our friend ben from high school?

I think he is a coon-rooter now.

Oh my condolences

by Hehebbyxoxo December 4, 2019

Dune coon

A middle eastern person. Middle Eastern countries are typically associated with being desert-like (hence the "dune"), and the people are dark like black people (hence the "coon").

Akbar is still trying to convert me to Islam. What a dune coon.

by D-baggie May 2, 2018

Cooch coon

A cooch coon is a raccoon that is birthed from a woman (her cooch). The coon then grows up and goes to school just like any other child (He doesn’t know he’s different). On his first day, children start to make fun of him. They call him cooch coon.

Basically someone who looks very disgusting

“Woah man!! That’s not a crackhead.... that’s a cooch coon!!” says Nathan.

by Deluxehotdogeater September 19, 2018

Coon mask

When a man dips his balls in chocolate sauce, then teabags his partner

I gave Jenny a coon mask last night

by Looloo123 August 3, 2016