creaming the coffee

when you're banging a broad in the ass and you pull out just as the finale is coming and you put it in her eager mouth then light the fireworks.

This crazy bitch made me skim the milk as I was creaming the coffee!!!!

by Juan Valdez, Jr. October 24, 2007

coffee suit

A civil suit in which the lack of a disclaimer allows people with no common sense to win large sums of money. Suits of this nature which are not upheld are usually tossed out of court with "frivolous" stamped on them.

The name "coffee suit" is derived from the famous McDonald's Coffee suit, in which a woman sued because she spilled coffee on herself, burning herself, and the coffee cup didn't say that the contents would be hot.

Average Joe is bringing a coffee suit against Apple because his hearing has gone bad from using his iPod at unsafe listening volumes.

by Godfather February 7, 2006

Hot Coffee

Used to convey a sense of urgency, when cuttting through crowds of people. Gives the surrounding people thoughts of pain from being burned by a hot beverage.

"HOT COFFEE! COMING THROUGH!" shouted the woman as she made her way through the sea of spectators.

by subliminalistic September 14, 2005

coffee table

crib, house, place of dwelling

I can't stay, I got this female waiting on me back at the coffe table.

by peerless3 August 24, 2003

Black coffee

To slap someone's soul from his/her body with your one good hand.

I Black coffee'd my disobedient son.

by South African Banter September 30, 2016

Coffee Roll

Its when a man sicks a broom in his anus and pretends he is a witch.

Hey man, your friend was doing a cray coffee roll last night.

by Givethecash May 6, 2009

green coffee

An early-morning toke; wake-n-bake. What a stoner will have in the morning, in lieu or with the black stuff. Having the right blend of green coffee is sure to jolt you up and set you off for a mellow morning.

Dude 1 Dude, that bitch is so fucking cranky in the morning. How do you tolerate it?

Dude 2 Sneak in some green coffee before brushing the teeth and I'm good to go.

by surfer--- April 15, 2008