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Cock Nazi

1) Any person who dislikes the look of an uncircumcised penis to the extent that they feel it necessary to force the removal of the foreskin.

2) One who refuses to have sexual intercourse with a man if he is not circumcised.
Hey Joe you going out with Karen tonight?

No way Bob, haven't you heard Karen's a Cock Nazi!
by TheOneThatKnowsTheAnswer May 15, 2009
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Cocks Alive!

A stoic expression that’s gaining wide acceptance and justified popularity. It’s used to express disbelief or surprise for an event that may have happened or a situation that one may have described to you that is quite unbelievable.
In a positive way… I won a scholarship to Stanford University for literature…Response from a friend… “Cocks Alive!”

Disbelief…I was joking and I was recently fired from my job for asking the customer if he wanted coffee, tea or me… Response from a friend… “Cocks Alive!”

Or things aren’t just going your way… you’re sitting in traffic for a good hour. You look at the time realizing that you’re supposed to be home and you say yourself…”Cocks Alive!”
by Rock Solid Stoic October 4, 2023
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Stew Cock

“Wow did you see that stallion

Holy it has Stew Cock”
by Stewcockfan April 18, 2022
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faux cock

1)cucumber is kind of faux cock

2) when in fact he’s going to plunge the faux-cock directly into the hole
by m.b.foroughi May 2, 2010
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shitting on the cock

"shitting on the cock" means you disappointed someone by failing to fulfill the hopes they had for you. It is usually used between friends to make fun of each other.

it comes from the brazilian expression "cagar no pau".
-"I spent the whole night wingmaning for my friend Matt "Semen" and had to entertain his crush's friend for hours and he still lost her to a random guy in the club... I'm tired of him always shitting on the cock like that"
-"I know... I've grown used to it by now"
by djonikinghand May 5, 2019
mugGet the shitting on the cockmug.

Cock Lady

A portly, elderly woman of Eastern European descent. Due to her strong accent will mispronounce Coke, with Cock. Prominently recognised by her long, black hair and whiskers. Always accompanied by her two annoying grandchildren. Often sighted at McDonalds, Sobeys, and Tim Hortons.
"Hi there, how can I help you?"

"Be Quiet! (to grandchildren) Ah yes, let me please have..."

"Oh Fuck, the Cock Lady again!"

"I need a large cock."
by mcbitty boppers July 18, 2009
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cock fiddler

One who unconsciously plays with their cock or someone else's cock.
Tommy, you're a good for nothing cock fiddler! Go wash your hands!
by exef July 15, 2009
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