Cock Nazi

1) Any person who dislikes the look of an uncircumcised penis to the extent that they feel it necessary to force the removal of the foreskin.

2) One who refuses to have sexual intercourse with a man if he is not circumcised.

Hey Joe you going out with Karen tonight?

No way Bob, haven't you heard Karen's a Cock Nazi!

by TheOneThatKnowsTheAnswer May 15, 2009

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cock fiddler

One who unconsciously plays with their cock or someone else's cock.

Tommy, you're a good for nothing cock fiddler! Go wash your hands!

by exef July 15, 2009

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Cock Lady

A portly, elderly woman of Eastern European descent. Due to her strong accent will mispronounce Coke, with Cock. Prominently recognised by her long, black hair and whiskers. Always accompanied by her two annoying grandchildren. Often sighted at McDonalds, Sobeys, and Tim Hortons.

"Hi there, how can I help you?"

"Be Quiet! (to grandchildren) Ah yes, let me please have..."

"Oh Fuck, the Cock Lady again!"

"I need a large cock."

by mcbitty boppers July 18, 2009

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faux cock

artificial cock, dildo, dong

1)cucumber is kind of faux cock

2) when in fact he’s going to plunge the faux-cock directly into the hole

by m.b.foroughi May 2, 2010

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Cock Mustache

Freshly Shaven Mustache above penis shaft

Hey your cock mustache looks exactly like Keith Hernandez cock mustache

by Tyrone2 June 19, 2008

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jean cock

The phallic shaped bulge visible to the naked eye, through a man's jeans. Usually hanging to the left or right. Jean cock is often very deceiving, as it usually appears bigger than what is actually underneath the jeans.

"Hey Nicole, did you see that guy's jean cock? He looks like he is packing some heat!"
"No, Danielle. I just fucked that guy 2 weeks ago. Such a pencil dick, I wanted to write my name with it. Jean cock strikes again..."

by Dault December 2, 2013

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