cobble drop

dropping your ballsack on someone so hard its like they got hit by some rocks.

This girl was so annoying, I had to cobble drop her.

by thatoneguy23 March 22, 2014

Cobble Gobbler

A Cobble Gobbler is a cycling superfan or one who lingers around the team bus of a professional cycling team during the Spring Classic races. The Cobble Gobbler differs from the traditional Chamois Sniffer in that they are only interested in the Spring Classic "hard men".

I was at the Roubaix Velodrome for the race finish and couldn't believe the number of Cobble Gobblers hanging around the entrance to the locker rooms. Those people have no shame.

by Asshat Kornhole January 7, 2015

Cobbling

While in a seated position, The act of moving one’s knees in and out in a rhythmic motion to cool off your nutsack or to masturbate.

Jimmy just got finished running a 5k and he is cobbling to cool down the family jewels

by Crabman69 August 10, 2018

Corbyn

A Corbyn is the most sarcastic/Nerd of a person you will ever meet. SHE will be empathetic, nurturing, and a good helper, but don't let HER quiet demeanor fool you, she is smart and will talk behind your back in a language you don't even know! A Corbyn will claim to be a pacifist, but will gladly TAKE YOU DOWN (In a battle of wits)!!!

Corbyns are well known for their beauty, yet have an inability to get a boyfriend. So to replace the need for a boyfriend they name everything they own, from cars to laptops to bed sheets.

Person 1: "Do you see that guy? He is totally hitting on that girl."
Person 2: "Then her name must be Corbyn!"

Person 1: "Yep definitely a Corbyn."
Person 2: "How can you tell?"
Person 1: "She's so majestic." (said in awe of her glory)

by Phone Hater October 18, 2018

Colby

Colby: (adjective) someone whom expresses homosexuality towards a close friends, but does it ironically. Or not. You can never tell which is why Colbys are the most dangerous life forms out there. One day you'll be bumping chests and watching sports then next thing you know youll have a dick up your ass and You'll like it.

'Shit bro your such a colby ;)))'

by 0nii Chan January 14, 2019

corbyn besson

the most wonderful human on this earth, he is loving, kind, caring, and super sweet with his fans. his voice is so beautiful. his laugh is the cutest ever. he deserves the whole world. he is part of the band "why don't we".

corbyn besson's voice is so amazing !!

by ifartcorbyn November 26, 2020

fast cosby

Yknow, pitting a roofie in some pudding

Derek says he got laid but all he did was pull a fast cosby

by tikelpikel December 20, 2015