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cluster frigg

A multitude of things going horribly wrong in a short period of time within the same general activity -- mostly caused by stupidity.
Wow, that guy in the red truck really cluster frigged traffic this morning.
by brown g. November 21, 2010
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Cluster Flocking

The process of geese have sex in a large group, diverged from "fucking".
Dude did you see those geese?
Yeah, they were cluster flocking!
by hammerjelly June 6, 2011
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clusterbadger

Variant of clusterfuck: a military operation where multiple things have gone wrong.

Origin: fuck is replaced by badger on some messageboards. Users of such boards have assimilated the use of badger into their everyday speech giving rise to some amusing sentence constructions.
What the hell is going on here?
I have no idea. It's a right old clusterbadger.
by beastalina November 16, 2011
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clusterflog

a blog that is really nothing more than a clusterfuck.
Anna: "Did you read Harry's blog post last night?"
Robert: "Yeah, I couldn't understand those ludicrous ramblings at all. What a clusterflog."
by Shit Fire N. Save Matches August 9, 2012
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cluster muck

A phrase used by Stephen King in 'Under the Dome' a more PC way of saying cluster F&%$!!!! discribes a situation like FUBAR or SNAFU
the snoclops guy..roch ny
after 911 the airports have turned into a cluster muck!
by snoclops December 17, 2012
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cluster situation

Business speak for cluster fuck. When everything is a complete mess.
by squeeezmosgirl January 7, 2014
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Cluster-fuck

1) A term used to describe a series of events or more than one in a collective group of fucked up situations that come together in one gigantic chaotic situation.

2) Term used to describe an orgy

3) A single clueless, air brained individual that inevitably messes up everything they touch.
1) My promotion to Supervisor and placed on salary along with the added extra hours has turned out to be one huge Cluster-fuck.

2) My Bro Ziggy and I banged three really hot chicks the other night in the most awesome and spontaneous sorority Cluster-fuck ever.

3) I let my girlfriend drive my car while hers was being serviced and she slammed into a parked police car while reading a text from her BFF and turns out the bitch had a suspended license for the exact same violation three other times, what a cluster-fuck.
by Chief Rock-a-Ho May 5, 2014
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