by I lack of fantasy January 26, 2021
Get the Cupboard full of clothes mug.This is an activity that must be partaken before a group of men participate in gathering that require them to be naked in the same room together, like a spa or a sauna.
The activity is as follows: Each person must stare at each other's dick for a full minute. And then carry on with their activity.
This happens to relieve awkwardness that occurs when you accidentally look at the other persons's dick and try to avoid looking at it.
It must be noted that there is no homosexual innuendo or logic involved in the activities or the reasoning behind the D-Club.
If an erection were to happen during the minute of the D-Club, then the erectee must perform 10-15 push-ups immediately to get rid of the major blood flow to the penis.
If there is any slight indication that someone is trying to use the D-Club for homosexual purposes, then he must be forced to leave the premises or be clubbed by the Ceremonial Club or the C-Club.
The term was first coincided by Arin Hanson aka Egoraptor.
The activity is as follows: Each person must stare at each other's dick for a full minute. And then carry on with their activity.
This happens to relieve awkwardness that occurs when you accidentally look at the other persons's dick and try to avoid looking at it.
It must be noted that there is no homosexual innuendo or logic involved in the activities or the reasoning behind the D-Club.
If an erection were to happen during the minute of the D-Club, then the erectee must perform 10-15 push-ups immediately to get rid of the major blood flow to the penis.
If there is any slight indication that someone is trying to use the D-Club for homosexual purposes, then he must be forced to leave the premises or be clubbed by the Ceremonial Club or the C-Club.
The term was first coincided by Arin Hanson aka Egoraptor.
-Are we going to that Korean spa this afternoon?
-Yeah.
-OK, let's get this out of the way. Here is my fucking Dick. Look at it!
-Woah woah woah, what the hell are you doing???!?
-Relax bro, it's only D Club.
-Oh, that's perfectly fine and reasonable now.
-Yeah.
-OK, let's get this out of the way. Here is my fucking Dick. Look at it!
-Woah woah woah, what the hell are you doing???!?
-Relax bro, it's only D Club.
-Oh, that's perfectly fine and reasonable now.
by Zan The Puss February 2, 2014
Get the D Club mug.The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.
by Calliope987 November 3, 2012
Get the learned the clarinet at school mug.Vulgar slang term for tribadism, the lesbian act of rubbing or grinding vulva-to-vulva for sexual stimulation. "Clam transfer" entered the national lexicon thanks to a wonderful Progresso Soup commercial first airing in 2010.
Sometimes when two lesbians love each other very much, they will engage in a clam transfer to physically express that love.
by The Other Guido February 25, 2010
Get the clam transfer mug.A word with several definitions -
1. To strike one's own palms together, creating a distinct sound. Usually to show approval of something (see: applaud), but could also be used as a signal.
2. An instance of Gonorrhea, which is an STD characterized by pain and discharge in the genital areas.
3. To get shot by a firearm.
4. A derivative of definition three; To get stabbed, shot, or beaten intensely to the point of certain death.
5. The act of making the left and right portions of the buttocks collide after being slightly spread apart; partially a derivative of definition one, given the same sort of noise is created.
6. To have sexual intercourse.
7. To get defeated/defeat utterly in some sort of game; mostly refers to sports, but is also common in video games.
8. Refers to something that is tasteful, sounds good, or just in a positive demeanor.
9. Abbreviation: Cleft Lip and Palate; a physical deformity characterized by openings or splits in the roof of the mouth and lip.
10. Abbreviation: Clear, loud, As an order, with Pauses; A military term that refers to how drill sergeants in the military need to project their voice when issuing commands.
1. To strike one's own palms together, creating a distinct sound. Usually to show approval of something (see: applaud), but could also be used as a signal.
2. An instance of Gonorrhea, which is an STD characterized by pain and discharge in the genital areas.
3. To get shot by a firearm.
4. A derivative of definition three; To get stabbed, shot, or beaten intensely to the point of certain death.
5. The act of making the left and right portions of the buttocks collide after being slightly spread apart; partially a derivative of definition one, given the same sort of noise is created.
6. To have sexual intercourse.
7. To get defeated/defeat utterly in some sort of game; mostly refers to sports, but is also common in video games.
8. Refers to something that is tasteful, sounds good, or just in a positive demeanor.
9. Abbreviation: Cleft Lip and Palate; a physical deformity characterized by openings or splits in the roof of the mouth and lip.
10. Abbreviation: Clear, loud, As an order, with Pauses; A military term that refers to how drill sergeants in the military need to project their voice when issuing commands.
1. They clapped when she went on stage
2. Bro, I think I got the claps from when I fucked that one skank last night.
3. Y'all better get down before I clap y'all muthaphukkas!
4. Did you hear about Terry? He got fucking clapped after he walked down the alleyway last night.
5. I'm about to make them cheeks clap so hard, it'll cause an earthquake.
6. You ready to clap?
7a. We got fucking clapped.
7b. We fucking clapped them.
8. That beat really claps, I fuck with it.
9. Your baby has CLAP, Cleft Lip and Palate.
10. Remember sergeant, CLAP when ordering the privates around.
2. Bro, I think I got the claps from when I fucked that one skank last night.
3. Y'all better get down before I clap y'all muthaphukkas!
4. Did you hear about Terry? He got fucking clapped after he walked down the alleyway last night.
5. I'm about to make them cheeks clap so hard, it'll cause an earthquake.
6. You ready to clap?
7a. We got fucking clapped.
7b. We fucking clapped them.
8. That beat really claps, I fuck with it.
9. Your baby has CLAP, Cleft Lip and Palate.
10. Remember sergeant, CLAP when ordering the privates around.
by BlenderThatBlendsThings June 20, 2019
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by Gxffu December 22, 2016
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Jacob: Oh my god, she is such a Claire, a gorgeous and intelligent girl there!
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Jacob: What a Claire indeed!
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Jacob: What a Claire indeed!
by UniJess April 9, 2019
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