Chode

(v) To suddenly and/or involuntarily reduce the length of one's penis in response to: cold weather, cold water, an incredibly unattractive person, or simply being obese.

(n) The perineum.

(n) A fat witto winky.

1. "So, I went to this pool party and pretty much choded my trunks... and now there are pictures on Facebook."

"As if you have to 'chode' to get a chode. ha ha."

"Shut up!"

2. "Yeah, you got me beggin', beggin'... baby, please don't chooode."

by Wazakra February 18, 2011

Chode

I very small penis that no girl would want in her

Oh my god i want it so bad but his chode is to small for my pussy,and im talking about jadeon mendez & joseph hodge they have tiny fat chunky chodes

by Tiffany Hodge May 6, 2009

Chode

A chode is either:

1)A small fat person

2)A dick wider than t is long

3)The area between ur genitals and arse

1)shes a ryt chode

2)He told me 2 suk his chode

3)Ur mum lickd my chode

by floyd94 January 14, 2009

Chode

In the black market its a $1oo dollor bill

i want to buy this for a chode

by bobthebaler February 18, 2015

chodely

1. An adjective or adverb describing something as being gay or worthless.

2. An adverb describing an action as unwarranted and meanhearted. Or worthless.

That movie was 100% chodely.


Why would Victor do something so chodely?

by Paul October 3, 2004

Chode

1. A guy who puts hoes before bros, rather that bros before hoes.

2. Someone who is regularly choding off
2. A penis that is wider than it is long.

Jamie: Where's Dave?
Tom: Off with his girlfrien.
Jamie: Dave's such a chode.

Steve: Is Dave with his girlfriend again?
Matt: Yeah, he's always choding off.

by Clocked May 7, 2010

Chode

See also: Choad, Gooch

The space between your balls and your butthole. Smells like my brother's bedsheets.

His forehead looks and feels like a chode, good sir.

by B-Drac July 26, 2003