Ritz of certiorari

Requests for appeal of a decision regarding one or more round light crunchy crackers.

If junk-food-craving children are told dat they may not have more/any 7-hole-perforated flour-discs, they would love to request Ritz of certiorari to challenge said restriction.

by QuacksO April 21, 2024

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Comptia ITF+ Certification

Extraneous and morbid expensive course for basic stuff that your grandma can do on the computer, such as turning on your computer, turning off your computer, installing Google Chrome browser, changing your settings, changing the background that you see every time you turn it on, and some not useful non-sense. They most of the times provides explanations that uncovers the unnecessary price of 100 dollars that is not worth your money.

I just passed my Comptia ITF+ Certification Exam, Ms. Aponte!

Congratulations! You might use it in April Fools, because that's what this program is about! Enjoy.

by alrlilbro2024 May 6, 2025

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G.I.A Certified

When a diamond has been officially graded by the Gemological Institute of America (GIA) — the most trusted and respected source in the diamond world. GIA don’t play. If it says GIA certified, that means the diamond is real, has receipts, and got evaluated for quality (cut, clarity, color, and carat). It’s not just somebody sayin’ it look good — it’s officially documented and backed.

This what rappers talkin’ about when they say “GIA certified diamonds.” It’s that top-tier, no cap, certified shine.

Been Georgia-certified since day one—now my neck G.I.A Certified too. Pressure every way.

by visionaryshit May 9, 2025

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Trying in the absence of certainty

Nah.

Hym "Try in the absence of certainty? Try what? Try to murder kids? Oh I had 3 the other day. The were waiting for the bus. One fatty leaned up against a fence (rookie mistake) and then a few steps ahead 2 girls one with her back turned and the other standing in front of her but she was shorter than the girl with her back turned so she wouldn't have even seen me get the fatty. So picture this: I push the fatty into the fence so she can't run (which is why it's a rookie mistake) stabstabstab and then 2 or the hop-steps to get to the girl with her back turned. One of the other ones sees me get the fatty and screams. This causes the tall girl to turn around but it's too late! I've already hopped. I've already stepped. I'm there! Stabstab! The short girl leans over to see what's going on but I'm already on the tall girl. The short girl off the centerline.

It's going to take her a second to recalibrate and start running AND my gait is like 3 times the length of her. She pivots and turns to run, screaming, I'm too quick. I already stepped over the tall girl. Stabstabstabstabstab. (Deja Vu) The other see what's going on. No adults around. They don't kmow what to do. Adults start rushing out of their apartments and swarm me. I'm till stabbing. They grab me. I start screaming 'RAAAAAAAAAHLALALAL! RAAAAAAAAAH!!!! RAAAAAAAAAHALAL!!' They pin me down till the police arrive. They bring the girl to the hospital- OH NO! THEY'RE GOING INTO SEPSIS!!! DID HE DIP THE SHANK HE MADE WITH THE BLADE OF A POCKET KNIFE AND ELECTRICAL TAPE IN HIS OWN SHIT!? OH MY GOD! OOOOH MY GOD! THEY'RE DYING!! THEY'RE DYHEHEING!!! NAAAWWWOOAH! Wait. What were we talking about? Oh! Right. Trying in the absence of certainty! Right. Nah."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

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