Cathole

Cat version of an asshole, a cat, that is also an asshole.

- Because they earned their own definition.
- I stayed up all night to decorate the best layered cake I have ever made, only to have Mr Whiskers sit on it, leaving butt-marks in the frosting.

- Typical cathole behaviour.
by BearClawBling January 13, 2024
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Cares more about kids wearing name tags and kids being on their phones than bullying and Oscar list type stuff. Like seriously? And Mr Nylen’s rbf and intimidating glares at students isn’t helping the situation. Yall don’t even deal with the ACTUAL problems in the school. Some little freshman kid was probably about to end up locked into the fine arts bathroom with Oscar doing god knows what, while you were yelling at some poor kid for not wearing their name tag. It’s so dumb. And you guys don’t actually care about the students well being. Let’s be for real. You have your favorites. The “popular kids”. And you ignore everyone else’s problems. Kids will be bullying one kid, and when that kid retaliates, you guys get THAT kid in trouble, not the ones actually bullying them. We need new administration. But we still love you doctor A!
I’m walking past Carmel catholic administration. Lemme make sure I have my name tag on, and avoid eye contact with the deans.
by ccanonymous January 25, 2025
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catholic surprise

A Catholic may tell you they're waiting to have sex until marriage, but she might surprise you with an alternative route. One that involves taking the dirt road home. See "anal"
"I didn't think I was going to get anywhere with Anna, but then she had me give her a Catholic surprise!"
by sexybeast.blue.black December 27, 2022
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Carmel Catholic High School

Catholic high school is mundy illinois. Really weird place. Nobody here “upholds the Carmel values”. Not even the teachers. I’m looking at the female English teachers at the end of the 100 hallway. I doubt more than 5 students can actually name all 5 or 7 of them values or whatever. The kids are really fake. Faker than any other school in the entire lake county. Shit spreads like wildfire here. Everyone is always up in everyone else’s business. Carmel is NOT a family and anyone who says that is a liar. You don’t bully and harass your family members like that dude. The only good thing about carmel is the athletics, the cafeteria food, and Father Christian. Best priest ever. But literally everything else at Carmel is ass. Even the hallways smell awful. And the boys 500 bathroom is even worse. Morelia is a fat ugly annoying slob and nobody has any idea where she gets off with an ego and attitude almost as big as her weight. Can she please learn to shut up. Don’t come here!
Things students at Carmel Catholic High School tend to say:
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered
by ccanonymous October 27, 2024
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Seedless Catholic

A priest who has spent the night having intercourse with young boys.
I saw Father Jeremiah leaving mass with the Jones's boy. Looks like we're going to have a seedless Catholic on our hands.
by Rick Pots November 12, 2018
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St Joseph’s is shit.You learn nothing there.Around 99.9% of the girls pretend to like each other but then go talk shit about each other behind there backs.Toilets are proper rank.If you want your mental health to be destroyed then I recommend going here cheers
At Joseph’s catholic college is not good
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catholic lunch

The sort of thing you'd see a priest feeding a young catholic child. It is usually served warm and fresh from a fleshy tube. It tastes like salt and shame.
Brian: "Ramen doesn't really have a flavor, it just tastes like salt and shame."
Jim: "Sounds more like a catholic lunch to me."
by Jay Jay Jetplane February 18, 2014
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