Lag child

Lag Child (noun): A term used in online gaming to describe a player who benefits from lag without realizing it, and believes their success is due to their skill rather than the advantage provided by the lag. This player is often oblivious to the fact that their internet connection is causing them to have an advantage over their opponents, and may deny using it to gain an advantage. The term is often used to describe players who may not intentionally cheat but still benefit from a poor internet connection. However, it is important to note that having an advantage from lag in online gaming is still considered unfair and can ruin the experience for other players. A "lag child" is not an honorable or respectable player, and their behavior is often seen as dishonest and disrespectful to other players.

Person 1: "Did you see that player in the last match? They kept dodging all my attacks, but I couldn't seem to land a hit on them!"

Person 2: "Yeah, I noticed that too. I think they might be a lag child."

by Experiences44 April 06, 2023

STEM Child

These are the unfortunate children born with slightly brighter minds than most, And the unfortunate off-spring of STEM Parents. While most people who do go into STEM fields are quite successful, it is simply not the case with these poor souls. These children are naturally fairly bright and often surpass normal levels of intelligence and comprehension for their age, but as they age they grow into their intelligence, They are no longer exceptionally intelligent children, they're now above average teens and adults. After likely being shipped off to some STEM School or Advanced School of Insert Generic Scientific Term as a child they begin to struggle and fall behind, The work being provided is not the same easy amount of manageable assignments as before in their normal schools back when they still had friends and relationships. The transition has hurt them, and they are hurting on the inside. Their STEM Parents remain totally oblivious to this and continue to slobber over How their children are going to be so wildly successful and brilliant when they go to some University or collage and study Some advanced science crap or some sort of NASA related thing for 4+ years. This continues on until the Child goes mad, Moves out and attempts to live a normal live free from dictation, Or somehow manages to live up to their parents in a painful existence.

Mike: Did you see that kid over there, He looked really stressed.
June: Yeah, he did. Sort of reminds me of a STEM Child. Did you hear his parents boasting about him to all the teachers?
Mike: Yeah, and they were the teachers in the grade ahead of him..
June: Definitely a STEM Child.
Mike: Definitely STEM Parents. Hope the guy is better off in the future.

by AlternateLoneSarge March 27, 2021

Roblox Child

a usual 2 - 12 year old trying to swear at teenagers for talking

Roblox Child: hi boomer
Teenager: im only 17
Roblox Child; your still old b****
Teenager: its You're and, your only 7 kid.

by Urban Dictionary user 1937214 May 31, 2021

CAGE CHILD

a child born through drama in our new age. this young fella is use to any fuck shit that comes his way.

i was born in the 2000's , im a cage child

by Yeye ya January 10, 2020

Child Comments

A comment on a video that has nothing to do with the video whatsoever.
Or it is a comment on a video that is made of random letters.

Child Comments can be defined as: if you see a comment on a MrBeast video talking about their pet fish.
It can also be defined as: if you look in MrBeast comment section and see a comment saying ahfhfjfjtbn that was be an example of Child Comments

by Carsonman616 July 26, 2023

Child Support

Something the government keeps forgeting to make unabusable.

Nolan: "I truly hate how easily child support can be abused. It's like legalized misandry. If you're a man, not losing your virginity still does not guarantee safety from this because paternity fraud exists. It is mind-blowing how the government is still ignoring this problem."

Leo: "Bullshit like this is why I'm not planning on getting any bitches, and why I'm avoiding areas where I'm likely to be forced to have sex with a woman."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 07, 2022

Fatherless Child

Fatherless Child is a child that have no father or grew up without a father.

Friend 1: "Lol look at this Furry!"
Friend 2: "What a Fatherless Child lmao!"

Friend 1: "Oh my fucking god another dream stan!"
Friend 2: "What a Fatherless Child lmao!"

by neverwhere September 19, 2021