by ANON-T February 9, 2012
Get the Chinese poopmug. Noun: While fucking your woman in the ass you stick your hand up her pussy and go all the way up till you feel your dick, then you start wacking yourself off through her pussy.
Bob: So how was your date with Vicki last night.
Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Rowboat was better than the actuall sex.
Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Rowboat was better than the actuall sex.
by S to the G September 5, 2008
Get the Chinese Rowboatmug. A sex move wherein the man attempts to balance upon his own erect penis. Imagine a chinese acrobat with bigger genitals. Antithesis to the penicycle.
by CaseDecade March 27, 2009
Get the Chinese Acrobatmug. 1) I'm hungry, think I'll order some chinese food.
2) "What are you doing tonight?" "Getting some 'chinese food'." "sweet"
2) "What are you doing tonight?" "Getting some 'chinese food'." "sweet"
by Stephcat, has wise. February 1, 2009
Get the Chinese foodmug. The sex act were you stick a cockroach (or any bug of your or the recipients choice) in a orifice, it oringinated in China. It’s normaly done without lube, it’s normally considered unorthodox.
Joe: “How was the Chinese roach?
Brolly: Ahh man it hurt, I felt it in my liver, we used a centipede.
Joe: Oh damn, I used a grasshopper.”
Brolly: Ahh man it hurt, I felt it in my liver, we used a centipede.
Joe: Oh damn, I used a grasshopper.”
by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019
Get the The Chinese roachmug. Sweetheart, all that beer and liquor from last night's Superbowl Party has given my ass the Chinese Chili! You better give this car the smokey robinsons and get us home with the quickness!
by Robin Masters January 19, 2011
Get the Chinese Chilimug. by urbandict999 June 9, 2019
Get the chinese massagemug.