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Brady

A handsome yet conflicted sole, on the brink of panic at all times. A ladies man with no game. Lives for the party, but is not the life of the party.

"what a Brady..."
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by Penocular revival February 3, 2010
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Tom Brady Tuck Rule

1. Incident made famous in the 2001 AFC Championship game in which Tom Brady appeared to fumble the ball, but the play was reversed when the officials reviewed the play and enacted the "Tuck Rule": "If a QB loses the ball before he has tucked it firmly into his body, even if his intention no longer is to throw it, the play is an incomplete pass." The Patriots went on to become Super Bowl Champions.

2. When, during an act of masturbation, unexpectedly walks in and the male perpetrator must swiftly and handily tuck their genitals in between their legs.
1. Kyle Boller was prepared to face his 5th fumble of the game when the officials mercifully enacted the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.

2. Steve's comfortable day alone in the house ended in horror when his little sister came home early and into his room, forcing a quick, desperate enactment of the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.
by Edwin December 5, 2005
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Bread Sticking

occurs when a man dips his penis in butter and garlic salt, then surprises his girlfriend with garlic break flavor when she goes down on him.
Last night, in the heat of the moment, I tasted garlic and realized Tom was bread sticking me!
by GingerBunny October 18, 2011
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Ped Bread

Bread made using the contents of a ped egg.
My girlfriend dumped me after I made her ped bread for breakfast. Totally worth it.
by Yaziyo August 11, 2010
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Brady

The most kindhearted boy I've ever known. Very inspirational, always by your side, and loving. Cares about everyone. One of my favorite people alive, who I wish we could be together again. <3 Brady you are Brilliant.
Brady is walking me hand in hand.
by MysteryGirl13 November 30, 2011
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bread infection

everything that is wrong with Urban Dictionary. This is the type of editor who spends every minute of his day polluting this site with "words" like wnuczek, yobrodawgshitfucknadsboy, and yonkydonkey . He is completely illiterate (see his definition of author). He currently has 189 definitions... And those are just the ones that were approved (most likely by himself). Basically, author bread infection is the perfect example of fail in Urban Dictionary.
Naive Kid: "snoopet!"
You: "WTF"
Naive Kid: "It means fat chicks need lovin too but they gotta pay!"
You: "No, it means you fail to realize that Urban Dictionary is a free dictionary that anyone can add to: which means retard users like bread infection infect the site with bullshit, and it stays there forever, because it takes too much effort for editors to delete each definition. If Urban Dictionary had a way to ban him and delete all his defs in one fell swoop, nothing of value would be lost."
by pseudoanonymous August 22, 2009
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bread aisle

The location in food stores to find bakery products like buns, rolls and multigrain bread.
After quitting doughnuts, I met my fiancé in the bread aisle.
by yes juanito yes February 15, 2015
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