Uber Boobers

tits on a prostitute.

Uber, as used here, implies two things: the overly large, surgically enhanced aspects of the hooker's breasts and the wildly popular everyman taxi and ride share service, which like sex services, one has to pay for.

Sex Worker : Hey baby, like to 'ride' my Uber Boobers ? Want to squeeze them, suck on them, stick your dick between them ? Gonna cost you : $30 for the first half hour, $10 for for each 5 minute period after !

by Virgin Suicides April 18, 2018

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Billy Bobber

When you stick your dick in a mushy substance so hot, that it gives you burn bubbles on your dick

Oh shit I've gotten a Billy Bobber

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

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EVA Bomber

Pronounced Ay-Vuh Bomber but really should be E.V.A. Bomber, no idea who thought the name should sound like Neon Genesis. But each is to their own. One of the few proven Mini Coopers over 400whp. Owner uses the name as a pseudonym in Facebook groups. Super troll, banned from FB 60% of the time. The Eva Bomber, just like Mini Unfiltered Starbucks admins junk. It's only up and running 10% of the time. The other 90% it's in pieces. The only known predator to the EVA is 1320Mini, but 1320Mini ghosts harder than I do on my tinder dates.

Most of the EVA parts are custom made by Revolution Mini Works (RMW) along with the tuning as well.

"Did you see some one try to call out EVA Bomber on how they made 300hp on mostly bolt ons?"

"Probably not, he has another 30 day ban on Facebook for trolling some guys girlfriend."

by Thunderdick The Impaler November 13, 2018

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