boofed

extremely drunk, derived from the boof box of beer from milwaukee, which was a ton of beer at an insanely low price. usually coincides with stumbling and vomitting.

I drank a pint of vodka, I'm fucking boofed.

by Mike Daly July 29, 2005

Bored To Tears

This is a brunch with your In-Laws on Superbowl Sunday (with no TV)that lasts until the Post-Game interviews.

I had brunch with my In-Laws last Superbowl Sunday talking about Sushi recipes and Wallpaper. Let me tell you I was Bored To Tears.

by Mojo Maniac August 17, 2008

boredism

the perpetual state or feeling of being bored or unentertained

Person 1: "MrBean (Jacob Morris) has boredism."
Person 2: "How can you tell?"
Person 1: "Hes killing noobs :/"
MrBean: "DIE NOOBS!!!"
A Group of Noobs: *DEATH*

by Jacob Morris July 2, 2007

Bored Out Of My Mind

Used to describe ultimate boredom.

(XaXa) - Dude! I'm bored out of my mind! What should I do?

(aXaX) - Uh... Maybe go outside?

by The Wordy Wizard October 30, 2019

Bored

Being a very bored person

i am so bored

by ~Nilay~ August 17, 2010

Bored off my Rocking Horse

A really cool expression said only by the most exquisite people.

Grant: I'm clearly awesome in every way, shape, or form, but unfortunately I'm bored off my rocking horse.

by EntendreX2 December 18, 2015

boredstorming

Trying to think of something to do when you are bored out of your mind. It can be done as an individual or as a group.

"There's nothing to do! I've been boredstorming for an hour!"

by a-squared October 8, 2008