Tech Blind

A person who does not understand anything about technology. These people ask questions about everything tech related. Most question start with; "What is this?", "How does this work?", "How does it turn on?" etc. Tech Blind people usually go to someone they know (even if they have little knowledge of tech) to get things fixed.

Bob: "What is an iPhone?"
Steve: "You don't know? You must be Tech Blind."

by Bman111 April 17, 2017

Green Behind the Ears

Being new to something. Naive. Lacking experience and or understanding.

Charlie was easily swindled out of his inheritance, being a little green behind the ears.

by Famties September 4, 2008

blind zombie

when your fucking a girl from behind, spit on her back and when she turns around nut in her eyes making her wave her arms like a zombie trying to find you to kick your ass.

shaquanda was pissed when i gave her the blind zombie

by pope hentai November 30, 2003

mongolian blindfold

n. when a man squats over his partner's face resting one testicle in each eye socket often while recieving a rim job

After I gave your mom a t-bag, I transitioned into a Mongolian blindfold

by Ron O'Keef September 25, 2006

Blind Lucha Libre

Put a wrestling mask on a girl. Wrestle with her, put her in a sleeper hold and while she is out, bust a nut in her eyes so she cannot open them when she wakes up rendering her blind. (Can also be called the Crusty Lucha Libre)

I was wrestling with your mexican mom last night - put her in a sleeper hold by "accident". I felt it was my moral obligation to give her a blind lucha libre. The crust cums off with a little vaseline.

by The Furniture Felon February 1, 2008

Blind Piece of Cake

An insulting way to call someone dumb.

Harris at Adam: "What are you blind, you piece of cake?

Mark at Adam: "You're a blind piece of cake."

by Blind Piece of Cake June 1, 2011

blindspot

a moment when you have no or limited information about the current state of the person you keep stalking

I dont know where is he and what he is doing. I feel panic everytime he make a blindspot.

Blindspot is when I see him online on whatsapp but didn't text me!

by onewoundedheart November 12, 2015