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Brown Bag a Bitch

The act of taking a female out to lunch if you aren't that interested in her, instead of the more expensive dinner date.
John: Mary has been calling me all week.
Bill: Might as well brown bag a bitch.

My welfare check didn't come in so i had to settle for brown bagging a bitch.
by CaddyDan May 3, 2009
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ground floor bitch

A girl/woman who from behind gives the impression of spectaculass or fineness, but, having turned around, is actually ugly as shit. From the penthouse to the basement, she's a ground floor bitch.
Was watching this girl for fifteen minutes, walk my ass over there, and damn if she ain't a ground floor bitch!
by Jereboam November 20, 2010
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Murphy's Bitch

A person who is frequently a victim of Murphy's Law
Man A: I was going to go out tonight, but when i put my shirt on the sleeve ripped, i couldn't find my keys, The ATM rejected my card so i couldn't get any money out, and all my friends cancelled at the last minute...i think someone has it in for me.
Man B: Naw, You're just Murphy's Bitch.
by Killin2day June 24, 2011
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Coin Ass Bitch

If two men are messing with the same girl and they know each other either have or had been messing the same girl. (typically, this girl is a side hoe or not very important) The two men only have been using the girl for her head and her tail, hence the name, she is a coin ass bitch.
Hitler Youth: Bruh did she really just roll up to us like that?
JMoney: Yeah bro, we know she a coin ass bitch!
by jsavageej January 12, 2015
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Kardashian Level Bitch

When someone is being so bitchy and stuck up that they remind you of a Kardashian.
Girl: Wow did you hear Kim's rant today?
Other girl: yeah, she was definitely on Kardashian Level Bitch
by jj_sillygoose April 26, 2014
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clam chowder ass bitch

A term to describe ain't shit people. Coined by Rudy of @oldiesrule4ever
Stephanie is a clam chowder ass bitch for her tweets about undocumented immigrants.
by Desmadrosoguey May 23, 2016
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Hop up out this bitch

A different way of saying 'lets get out of here' or 'lets leave'
"hey, I'm getting tired of this place, are we gonna hop up out this bitch?"
by Robbie Odden June 29, 2016
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