benjamin

an annoying nerd who thinks hes always right and will threaten you if you disagree

kid: hey benjamin

benjamin: *whack*
kid: hey what was that for
benjamin: you dont like mozart

by Mutant Giant Spider Dog September 3, 2025

Benjamin

Just change ur name to Ben it will do you a favor

Benjamin barely even has his drivers license

by Ronnen N November 22, 2021

Benjamin Canton

A bitch ass nigga who has zero friends and lives in a dirty ass city. Has no life and doesn’t do anything outside School

Look at that bitch nigga Benjamin Canton. Has zero hoes

by Benjamin Canton May 11, 2022

Benjamin

Benjamin is a quiet guy, but once you get past the outer shell, he is kind and caring and a great friend. he will stick by you no matter what people say about you and is quick to forgive.

"Wait, was that benjamin?" Answer: Yeah, he's the best."

by the >alpha December 2, 2022

Benjamin Glaubke

An amazing love-maker. Very handsome and cool. He gets every chick he comes across. Anyone to see him instantly falls in love.

Benjamin Glaubke is great in bed.

by Sneb1 October 11, 2020

Benjamin Gearing

Benjamin Gearing is A crazy awesome person that will one day rule the world.

Benjamin Gearing is the best person ever.

by Dudewhat? February 13, 2020

benjamin

A piece of trash, sexist, and racist. Is tall, dark and looks sleep deprived. calls people names because he’s insecure about himself. Overall a prices of human trash.

“Benjamin was once a nice boy, but somehow turned into a piece of trash.”

by Tophie G April 8, 2022