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bieber beamer

Any object used as a projectile with the sole purpose of doing nothing but bodily harm to justin bieber
John: Hey man did you see the video of a water bottle being used as a bieber beamer that hit him in the head

Dave: Yeah, hopefully next time it's a brick with a knife taped to it
by dizzle3131 August 15, 2010
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Beard Rock

A little-known form of music originating in the 1990's as a throwback acknowledgement to the early folk rockers, (i.e. Bob Dylan, Crosby Stills & Nash, etc. ). This style of music often falls under the label Indie or Folk or Indiefolk, and is very prevalent in the Pacific Northwest. Signed artists mostly belong to Sub Pop Records, a label from Seattle, Washington. Songs are laden with references to nature and personal philosophy of all aspects. The difference from regular indie/folk music is that each group tends to sport facial hair, styles including but not limited to: the chin curtain, Grizzly Adams, mutton/lambchops, or any other generally considered "unkempt" look. These artists emphasize the importance of the environment, overall camaraderie and independent thinking, making Henry David Thoreau look like a demigod. Examples of bands are: Fleet Foxes, Midlake, The Decemberists, Band of Horses, Mojave 3 and many more. One thing is for sure though, the beard is key to defining Beard Rock.
Fleet Foxes singing 'round a campfire in the woods: Pallid animals in the snow tipped pines, I find
Hatching from the seed of your thin mind, all night?

Astounded observer: Their music is thoughtful and catchy, and their beards rival that of Plato!

Other observer: Gotta love that Beard Rock.
by bennedictus February 28, 2010
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beam up

1. incredibly fast transfer; as fast as light; something that happened in no time;
2. "To Beam Up": share an experience with a friend or group of friends; to get your friends together to do something
3. innovative payment solution
To beam someone - to give someone money back - „Dave will beam you 20$ I owe you”
To beam up with somebody - to split payment with someone „We will beam up pizza with you, Grace and Andrew”; -to share an event with someone "Let's beam up this awesome party!"
To beam something up- to buy something cheaper „I’ve beam those cinema tickets up for just 1$ each!”;
by moneyischeap July 21, 2017
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Dynamite with a laser beam

1. Lyrics from the song "Killer Queen" by the band Queen.

2. Another term used as a synonym to "awesome." Awesome in such a way that it is frightening or alarming.

3. Forward or intimidating.
"Tell me... why are people afraid of me?" "Because you're dynamite with a laser beam."
by Avian.Crane July 23, 2009
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Comb Yo Beard

Calm down. Chill. Something you would say to someone who is stressin'. The slang originated from the "I'm the Juggarnaut bitch" internet cartoon.
Person 1: Man I got 2 tests tommorrow and a paper due. I'm fucked.
Person 2: Nigga comb yo beard.
by DIABOLIC4L August 11, 2006
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fuck me in the beard

used as an explative to show extreme distress or excitement
i just hit charles while he was riding his bike, fuck me in the beard!

i just won the lotto fuck me in the beard!
by the phalanx specialist November 27, 2007
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itchy beard

Used when one doesn't believe something to be true.
Jeff: "Do you believe in god?"
Dave: "Bahaha, itchy beard!
by Bad Ass Troll May 30, 2006
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