Mud Bath

When Two Homosexual Males practice the art of Soaking.

Nick was Morman so he only allowed Charlie to take a Mud Bath.

by DirtyCharlieKY April 19, 2011

Trouble Bath

Its exactly like a bubble bath, except you only get it when your in trouble!

Mother "Kalpu, did you wash your bum?"

Son "No, mom i forgot, sorry..."

Mother "That's it! time for a trouble bath"

by Shrinx June 7, 2009

bubble bath

It is an evil spiritual ritual where your parents cooperate with evil spirits to try to drown you in a substance of bubbles and water.

bubble bath:
I struggled to get up but the bubbles were to much, my foot slipped on a bar of soap i fell back and was covered in bubbles the last sounds i heard were my parents saying now you will be clean!! mu ha ha ha ha

by what is nothing? May 23, 2015

Spit bath

Used in old days for a sponge bath when incapacitated, or no running water was available.

He had to take spit baths while recuperating from a broken leg.

by Granny Lin August 14, 2018

Scandinavian Coffee Bath

The Scandinavian Coffee Bath is the preferred method of caffeine consumption for millions of Scandinavians. A proper bath involves finely ground coffee beans, a funnel and one cup of lukewarm distilled water for every heaping tablespoon of grinds. Consumers merely need to funnel grinds into their anus and chase slowly with water. Sitting with your anus elevated, pointing your toes to the sky and gently thrusting upwards will brew the coffee directly into your rectum, causing a slight caffeine buzz beginning in your rectum and ending in your brain.

Gus: Hey man, want a French press or an Americano?

Lucas: Neither man. I had a Scandinavian Coffee Bath at breakfast and I'm still buzzing.

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD January 10, 2017

Bed, Bath and Go Fuck Yourself

A term disparaging the experience at any big box chain store.

I could be watching the game this afternoon but the wife's got a big dose of Bed, Bath and Go Fuck Yourself waiting for me.

by Kash65 October 17, 2012

bubble-bath cumgasm

A bubble-bath cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off while taking a bubble-bath -- he mounds the soap bubble around his dick and jacks off - when he blows his load, it looks like a volcano erupting cum-globs.

I took a bath and decided to give myself a bubble-bath cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021