Brandon

Just an ordinary savage.
A.k.a crazy motherfucker

Brandon is a savage

by Ffru re dc ht June 2, 2018

Brandon

Small Asian guy with hair longer than my dick.

Brandon is Brandon

by Small Dick Boi February 4, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing turd burglarizers in the world. He is the biggest dumbass ever known to mankind.

Brandon loves stealing turds

by Yodaddy6602 December 7, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a person who fails in school and just plays super smash bros ultimate all day

He has a few friends and loves pokemon, he's short and crazy probably cause he doesnt eat at lunch but mostly eats microchips

Me: look at Brandon he's eating his daily drive
Friend: yeah but he sucks at smash and Joseph is better

by Anonymous. JB October 11, 2019

Brandon

He's just straight up fat

Oh Look Brandon ate another pizza pie in 3 seconds

by Hubert Cockroach April 3, 2019

Brandon

A 15 year old boy that trys to be funny, but really isn’t. An idiot.

Brandon needs to shut up.

by cloutlord69 August 16, 2018

Brandon

A tall dumbfuck with short blonde hair and greenish grey eyes. Brandon's tend to suck at basketball and are typically hornier than a dog before it is neutered.

This jabroni is such a Brandon.

by imsobrandonewiththis January 30, 2018