brandon

he's lowkey an idiot who makes fun of you and is clumsy asf butttttttt hes nice-ish when hes in a good mood

person 1: did you see brandon last nigh?
person 2: yeah, that dummy fell of a table

by rowbydowby May 27, 2019

Brandon

3 words, RICH WHITE BOY

he is probably in a Jewish sex cult

But tries to hide it.

But overall he is a lovable, stupid, funny person

Omg, Brandon is soo funny

by sexy mommy June 4, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is one of the worst people you'll met in all of your life times. all he's good for are offensive jokes. so screw brandon

screw brandon

by Destroyer0G August 12, 2021

Brandon

He's just straight up fat

Oh Look Brandon ate another pizza pie in 3 seconds

by Hubert Cockroach April 3, 2019

Brandon

He is a Brandon that likes to be Brandon
why you may ask

because He is Brandon

Because I'm Brandon

by NOJ BRANDON August 25, 2019

Brandon

Small Asian guy with hair longer than my dick.

Brandon is Brandon

by Small Dick Boi February 4, 2019

Brandon

Synonym for a loser nobody likes

They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

They are Losers...

Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.

Nobody likes Brandon, I don’t wanna be like Brandon

by Mr_Goosey February 7, 2022