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Zombie bat

Any bat infected with the rabies virus.
Stay far away from a zombie bat.
by Natural Life December 23, 2021
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Cuckoo Bats

A funny kind of crazy but on the verge of lunacy. You definitely want to be a part of something that’s cuckoo bats but have an exit strategy. You never want to be responsible for activities that result from acting cuckoo bats, hence the afore mentioned exit strategy.
That sounds cuckoo bats, let’s do it!

Nope, that’s cuckoo bats, I’m staying right here.
by Meridianprice August 22, 2021
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Batting in the shade

To be disoriented. Term is derived from baseball, when shadows covering the field make it difficult for batters to gauge the speed of pitches.
My friend was totally batting in the shade when he was trying to order a drink after he spilled the last one all over the bartender.

When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.
by oneflipflop January 16, 2009
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Bat Choke

A "Bat Choke" is where the man is having really good masturbation session and decides to twist and squeeze his penis as hard as he possibly can. Once this sexual act is finished he will become addicted to this act and continue to use this. After a while usually he will do this at least 5 times a day to calm his anger against his penis, and then the man will be named a "Bat Choker".
"Oh god I just have to do another Bat Choke, how many times is it now?"
by 50YearOldVirgin96 August 17, 2016
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Bat-Span

When a dude grabs his balls in each hand and stretches his scrotum up and out to the sides intending to replicate a bat stretching out its wings. The stretched out scrotum represents the wings and the head of the penis represents the head of the bat. Much like in nature, the bigger the wings the more impressive the Bat-Span! (Best results after a hot bath or hot-tubbing)
(Showing off to Girlfriend) Babe! Check out my Bat-Span!
by SpicyBry January 26, 2022
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City Bat

Those damn city bats were dive-bombing me when I was trying to get home with groceries!
by skin-e-g July 8, 2016
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Crimson Bat

A female, on her period, tags another person by spreading her labia and laying them on a person's body leaving a bloody image of a red bat.
"Dude... Lauren totally left a Crimson Bat on your back..."
by Sloppytacollama June 29, 2019
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