a shot across the bow

Sitting on the toilet and letting loose a trumpet blast of a fart before taking a big dump.

"Hey Sarge! Did you here Jones just now in the head? Sounds like he (Fired A Shot Across The Bow) before he let loose one Hell of a depths charge!"

by Jack A. Lope December 30, 2018

A Radish attack

A radish attack is when a red head slaps his balls across your face at night and yells “radish slap”

jim: hey did you hear what happened at the party last night?

molly: no what happened?
jim: anthony fell asleep and got a radish attack from ryan

by stellamekenize May 17, 2021

a random amogus

He is always touching people and is always moaning in class. He is also a short kid who acts very sus. This kid also makes weird faces at people like he is gay.

a random amogus was trying to kiss me today! what a gayfer!

by chickensarefat69 March 8, 2022

Ur Brother a Mother and Ur Daughter the Father

The pinnacle of family-sexuality insults. See ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.

Combines 2 rhymes and flows them together flawlessly.

This insult causes the earth itself to quake, the heavens to shudder, and hell to freeze over.

Billy: ur mom gay lol
Bobby: well ur dad lesbian
Billy: well ur granny tranny!

Bobby: BRO UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
Billy: -glares- UR BROTHER A MOTHER AND UR DAUGHTER THE FATHER
Bobby's soul leaves his body, and his flesh liquefies. The sun darkens, and the earth shakes.

by MoonCzer March 29, 2018

Built like a fucking airport lane

Basically a way to roast flat chested girls (but please don't do that unless you both aren't good friends)

Flat girl: Omg you're so fat you need some touch grass fr fr

Fat boy: At least I'm not built like a fucking airport lane

*Gets smacked to oblivion*

by Regginaim October 21, 2023

I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology to say when you’re not actually sorry.

“I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement”
- Jake Paul

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

by Big dumbus January 24, 2021