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cheese sweats

Excessive, funky smelling diaphoresis after consuming large amounts of specialty cheeses. Cheese sweats are exacerbated by additional consumption of matching wines. Cheese sweats are very similar to meat sweats, except that cheese sweats have a characteristically pungent mouldy smell.
Cheese snob #1: "That Brie de Meaux was just too delish, darling. I couldn't help myself. I gorged the whole wheel and now I've got cheese sweats."

Cheese snob #2: "Brie de Meux? Smells more like Epoisses cheese sweats to me, Miss Piggy."
by ryesmom June 3, 2013
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Cheese booty

A word used to describe the phenomenon of amazing butts on the women in the Milwaukee area. Believed to be caused by the copious amounts of cheese ingested by Wisconsin women.
Holy crap John! look at the Cheese Booty on that girl!
by Chocolate man September 17, 2015
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Cheese Tip

The filthy, smegma like amalgam around the tip of the penis after sex with a dirty partner.
I bagged that whore from the bar last night. Sadly, I'm still cleaning my cheese tip. A shower was not enough to wipe away that filth and regret.
by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017
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Cheese Nickels

The solid, round poo substance that comes out of your anal cavity in the small size of nickels. Often sounding like winning the jackpot of a slot machine.
Sam: "I don't want to eat chipotle because it makes me shit cheese nickels"
Alyssa: "Same, mine sometimes have lettuce in them."
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hard cheese

"tough luck", a shame. Something that's not very good but you can't really do much about it.
"You just bowled a no-ball. That's hard cheese, old boy."
by bdb318 January 12, 2012
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Cheese Mask

The adhearing of slices of American Cheese to the face of an individual who is passed out or asleep. The warm body temperature softens the cheese molding it to the face.
After the party, Khuntar passed out in the chair and awoke with a fresh cheese mask courtesy of his frat brothers.
by RFGetz March 9, 2009
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dick cheese

The one thing that even the kindest, most supportive and open-minded woman will not look past when dating a man.
(Woman talking with her best friend).

"I feel really shallow Lisa because he was such a good, kind man. He was great with my kids, with animals. He stood for all the right things. He had a great sense of humour. He was intelligent, he spoke several languages and I felt totally comfortable in his presence. Even my parents loved him and they are normally very icy with my prospective partners. He had a great body and clearly worked out so why couldn't I look past his horrendous dick cheese? I mean I feel like a total bitch."
by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
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