soccer thot

A promiscuous, unsavory individual who shows up to the soccer field dressed indecently.
"Damn it , Caitlin ,I told you to stop showing up to our games in soccer thot shorts."

"Look at that Asian chick, swinging her tits like she owns this field like an damn soccer thot"
by chibivix March 01, 2017
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Soccer wipe

Using your knee in an upward sweeping motion like a soccer kick to wipe your ass. Commonly used by hand models and double amputees.
Ever since Leonard lost both arms in a mixer at a pancake breakfast he’s had to use the soccer wipe to clean up.
by TripleC September 27, 2017
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Sock Soccer

A game of soccer, usually on wooded floors. Take of you shoes and only wear socks, no need to scuff to floors.
Alright class we're playing sock soccer today
by Sharky1400 March 14, 2023
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soccer boppers

A toy from a kids commercial, they are soft and big punching gloves uses to fight to the death. If you win it is necessary to scream "Fatality" and then sing the Mortal Combat theme song. Make sure your victim has lost a cup of blood to determine victory.
"Soccer boppers are cool gloves we can play with! Can we buy them Dad??"
by WaddleX2 December 29, 2016
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cum soccer

The act of cumming on a marble and kicking into a females pussy
Person 1: dude what are you doing
Person 2: setting up for cum soccer
by 69 Dae 69 June 17, 2020
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Soccer Boys

Will ruin your life. Doesn’t matter how well they treat you at first, they are always bitches. They play with feelings and then walk away.
Soccer Boys man.
by t_sanders103 November 12, 2021
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