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Law of wrong way

The law of wrong way states that: "While driving in the city, any missed or wrong turn and subsequent backtracking to find your original route will be met by frustratingly slow moving traffic and red lights at every intersection.

Many, if not all of these red lights will be Full-cycle red lights."
While trying to find the corporate building downtown, I missed my turn and ended up backtracking an extra 3 miles, through 4 busy intersections, while following two old ladies, a Vespa scooter and a garbage truck. The law of wrong way was in effect.

Needless to say, I missed the Boss's luncheon and didn't get the promotion. FML.
by Markwonder October 28, 2010
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Swag Gone Wrong

An attempt at coming off as cocky and/or cool that goes horribly wrong. Equates to a forfeit of one's social life. Usual response is "....no. just no."
Person A: Yo nigga check out this new snuggie I got. Hella fresh ain't it?
Person B: ...................swag gone wrong.
by rxnaij November 18, 2011
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My Base Wrong Place

A phrase used by some idiots at kinnelon high school including, Aspren, Monkey, Cowboy, and Choadie
Cowboy: My base wrong place
Monkey: My base wrong place
*Both shake hands*
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Wrong uses for this

I'd have to say I agree with both of the above definitions.
The entries on the Urban Dictionary should be funny, but not at the expense of other people. And it's turning into a message board, as this page demonstrates.
by Thing March 2, 2003
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wrong-ger

More than just plain wrong, wrong-ger.

Often used to describe something/someone physically unpleasant.

Can only be topped as superlative by wrong-gest
Me: Mate, doing that bird after 10 pints was just wrong

Mate: You say that, but the one you had with the hair lip was wrong-ger
by Kyza October 17, 2005
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wrond

he didnt realize he typed most of his essay the wrond way because he was typing so fast
by ralphie2511 December 25, 2008
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wrong hand situation

Situation in which you misalign your finger keyboard positions while typing, either being shifted vertically or horizontally, producing a completely random and nonsensical array of letters. It usually ends with a "wtf" expression.
Person One: Dude, guess what. Yesterday I went to walmart and the most randomest thing happened to me. So there was this elderly woman that gave me a fucking naughty stare that literally caused my insides to convulge. Then, siffrmy;u djr dysdtyrf yp ;olr / djr gotdy dystdyrf yp lo;; yjr ns;d smf yjrm djr lo;;rf yjr notf esoy eyg s, o etoyyomh ,sm

Person Two: .....
Person one: ...wtf
Person two: lol wrong hand situation
by destinedfate4527 January 4, 2009
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